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Miscellaneous / Others Mom Accidentally Captures Baby's First Steps

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u/Triangle_Player 21h ago

Incredible moment....all caught on camera randomly placed šŸ‘

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u/Orangeborange 21h ago

It is very normal to record yourself while vacuuming. Never know might catch the end of the world on camera. /s

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u/Plenty-Telephone7152 21h ago

Some people record themselves vacuuming so they can watch it later and use it to improve their form. Also if you happen to have a personal housework trainer, they can give you pointers

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u/slow-mickey-dolenz 20h ago

True story. My vacuum game was complete garbage until I started recording it. Now, Iā€™m in the top 50% on my block.

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u/Poor-Judgements 19h ago edited 19h ago

But now you need to start thinking about what you need to do to be in the top 5%. Don't let one tiny success hold you back from achieving what's truly important. You need to dominate. Paralyze their motivation and start to morally and mentally dismantle them.

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u/FlyAirLari 19h ago

I'm taking lessons and my coach told me I don't rotate my hips enough. If I fix my form, maybe add some strength so I can push and pull harder, I think I have a shot at making the team this year.

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u/drippyba62 18h ago

You need to really want it though.

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u/TraditionalPen2076 18h ago

Ikr. Most of these wankers aren't even passionate about it and go in just because it's cool. Vaccuming is an art

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u/AngryGiraffe- 11h ago

Iā€™ve heard of you! Any chance you would be into teaching/training me? I would gladly pay for your time.

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u/teensyboop 11h ago

Waitā€¦ is this THE Slow Mickey ā€˜the dustbusterā€™ Dolenz?!? The ā€˜02 ā€˜03 and ā€˜04 golden vacuum champion !!!

Absolute legend, really cleaned up.

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u/RBuilds916 10h ago

That's nothing, I'm in the top 80%!

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u/Miserable_Rube 7h ago

Too many gamers are focused on the exciting micro of vacuuming, they wanna rush every corner camping dust bunny when they should be focusing on macro.

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u/Dairy_Ashford 18h ago

you mean cul-de-sac

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u/jackalopeswild 16h ago

#LifeGoals

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u/susannahstar2000 13h ago

But do you stick the landing?

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u/Lilbabyyycake 8h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/OddballLouLou 6h ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/Forward_Promise2121 36m ago

I hate all these Instagram bimbos who vacuum in suggestive clothes so they can shout at men who glance at them.

We're all here to vacuum; leave your cameras off.

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u/fancylances 20h ago

a lot of people donā€™t know this

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u/skolrageous 19h ago

so this lady is just the Tom Brady of vacuuming. Spending all that time reviewing tape just so she can be the goat of vacuuming.

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u/tanafras 18h ago

I earned my vacuuming badge while I was 14, in a bowling alley, using an industrial vacuum.

Most people don't start in Pro series vacuuming like I did or even at such an early age, so it's nice to see folks learning when they aren't in their prime.

Keep recording vacuum lady. You're doing great.

See you on the carpet sometime.

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u/charlie2135 18h ago

Actually brought back memories of helping my parents clean their business when I was that age. Using an industrial buffer you learned to control it by lightly lifting or lowering the handle.

Always funny when an older, larger person would get thrown around thinking it was easy.

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u/tanafras 18h ago

Ah yes the old upsie downsie. Watching folks much bigger than me get jerked off side to side was fun for sure. At the alley moving the beer kegs was really the only hard thing to do. Cleaning the ball return machine was somewhat dangerous. Clearning pinsetting errors could at time be definitely dangerous. Especially when the pinsetting mechanism hooked. The oil machine was a delight.

Oh, and all you "the lane is dry" "too much oil" people out there... Ya wrong. The lanes are stripped and reoiled nightly. Ya just suck.

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u/charlie2135 18h ago

Funny as my buddies that worked at the bowling alley were usually soused. Now I know why.

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u/tanafras 14h ago

Our alley order was coke 1st, pot 2nd, beer 3rd, mixers 4th. So much coke in the late 80s early 90s.

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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 18h ago

shop vac working at the olive garden was my first love. It had a backpack

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u/tanafras 14h ago

backpack

Bruh that's the dream

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u/SuperCaptSalty 15h ago

I got my first vacuuming badge at 11 in a Jon Boat whilst catching my first PB smallie

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u/tanafras 14h ago

scraped nsvy gray paint off a pt minesweeper on summer.

it was horrible

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u/greebdork 5h ago

You merely adopted the vacuum, i was born in it, molded by it..

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u/CountWubbula 18h ago

Youā€™d know better than I as a pro, but look at her form.

Wouldnā€™t you say that she sucks? šŸ˜

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u/riticalcreader 19h ago

Jayden Daniels vacuums in VR to elevate his game.

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u/Deaffin 16h ago

I love how we've gotten to a point where we just don't even complain about the vote-botted spam content anymore, and just embrace it to make our own fun out of the situation. That's nice for us.

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u/scalg 19h ago

Best comment šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/seryma 19h ago

Lmao

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u/username32768 17h ago

so this lady is just the Tom Brady of vacuuming.Ā 

More like Lance Right-Armstrong judging by her performance.

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u/Drag_On66 16h ago

Lmaooooo Tom Brady of vacuuming is funnnyyy

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u/Mr_Goonman 19h ago

I would beamazed if true

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u/TrueTurtleKing 20h ago

People donā€™t appreciate what we have today. My mom used to tell me before digital media was available she used to call her relatives to come critique her vacuuming forms.

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u/cup_of_coughy 15h ago

Pfft - Old heads constantly talking about how Dyson couldn't play in the Electrolux era

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u/KS-RawDog69 20h ago

Rounded your back too much using the hose attachment.

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u/LivingCourage4329 20h ago

funny... same thing was said when she got pregnant.

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u/KS-RawDog69 20h ago

This fucking guy right here? šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/Maximum_Moment_3018 13h ago

That just made my entire day laughing

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u/haysu-christo 18h ago

Sheā€™s not even wearing proper vacuuming clothing. Tsk.

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u/TheBestAtWriting 19h ago

she's just vacuuming for show; construction workers and farmers do functional vacuuming that's actually much cleaner than this

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u/Mikeisright 20h ago

Film starts at 7 a.m. sharp on Sunday. Anyone family member that misses it or shows up late gets demoted to JV dusting duty.

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u/beeerite 20h ago

House cleaners hate this one trick.

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u/HaplessPenguin 20h ago

Itā€™s a fetish. Thereā€™s a whole online community dedicated to vacuum form.

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u/iylanna 20h ago

I cannot tell if this whole thread is just troll fun or real. This is how weird the world is to me lately.

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u/SoManyEmail 19h ago

Just Google vacuum porn and you'll see. Oh... you'll see....

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u/Signal_Reach_5838 14h ago

Why did I do it? It's 8.17am and already today is ruined.

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u/lucylugosiz 8h ago

I knew better than to Google it. I just knew it, but I had to and Iā€™m not sure if I regret it or not šŸ˜‚

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u/Drag0nfly_Girl 5h ago

Hopefully it doesn't usually have babies in it

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u/Shineballs 19h ago

OnlyVacs

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u/HaplessPenguin 19h ago

Shhhhh donā€™t give it away!

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u/Roguespiffy 11h ago

Too late! Iā€™ve already subbed to the top 1% of Hooversā€¦

and a really nasty Dustbuster

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u/emiremire 21h ago

Personal housework trainer? Is this real? Wish I had it years ago šŸ˜­

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u/coolcalmaesop 20h ago

Is this real? I would rather teach people to clean for a living than clean for them lol

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u/ariellake83 20h ago

Are you in NY? Would hire

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u/coolcalmaesop 20h ago

Iā€™m up in Maine but this might be a great business idea. I could never get into the influencing schtick, Iā€™ve tried to film ā€œcontentā€ and take before and after pictures but itā€™s always felt like a waste of time especially because Iā€™m not doing it with the goal of being a social media content creator. Iā€™d love to teach people how to clean though. When I worked for another company I would train new employees by having them just hang out with me for the first couple hours while I show and tell them what to do and how to do it (and why).

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u/ariellake83 20h ago

Honestly I think it would be. I have a Pinterest board dedicated to cleaning house and I still struggle. I struggle with cleaning and organizing big time. When you start your channel, I will absolutely follow you!

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u/Plenty-Telephone7152 19h ago

You know the old saying:

give a man a clean, and he is clean for a day; teach a man to clean, and you clean him for a lifetime

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u/coolcalmaesop 19h ago

Instructions unclear, somehow Iā€™ve ended up with a fish in my clients vacuum cleaner.

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u/drakoman 20h ago

Honestly I think youā€™re onto something

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u/MechAegis 20h ago

That sounds like a rich persons thing.

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u/ActMassive2624 20h ago

Can confirm, this is 104% true

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u/Wowoweewaw 20h ago

Say sike right now

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u/Electronic-Stand-148 19h ago

Itā€™s true. Proper form is crucial. Could tear an ACL if youā€™re not careful.

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u/j_lee1958 19h ago

uh what? you can't be serious...

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u/GlKar 19h ago

Been recording myself for years now. My initial vacuuming average was 20 minutes, due to my filming i do the same in 18 minutes & 32 seconds. Been a huge improvement. Iā€™m applying for the vacuuming world championship.

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u/AssumeTheFetal 19h ago

I have mirrors on all my walls to check while vacuuming. Slipped a few disks trying for new PR's with poor form.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 19h ago

Canā€™t get complacent. The standard needs to be growth.

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u/LongjumpingFold3219 19h ago

Cleaning services hate this one simple trick

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u/EctoRiddler 18h ago

This is how I improved my dish placement skills in the dishwasher. I would rewatch my placement of the dishes every night and really analyzing the water flow. I watch those recordings today and laugh at putting my cereal bowl on the bottom rack.

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u/Toymachinesb7 18h ago

Iā€™m dead lmfao

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u/Public_Resident2277 18h ago

This sounds so sarcastic but it's also 2025 so I'd believe it.

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u/Fast-Concentrate-132 18h ago

Please tell me you're joking.

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u/The_Livid_Witness 17h ago

Some people record themselves vacuuming so that they can watch it later and use it to improve their sex life.

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u/SuperXtravaganzFruit 17h ago

Anyone got episode 173? Heard that itā€™s where it has the best techniques. Asking for a friend.

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh 16h ago

Her footwork is all off. Tighten that shit up, this is the big leagues.

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u/slappy_squirrell 15h ago

She's using all arms, power comes from the legs and core. Swivel, squat and push

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u/jamesph777 15h ago

Then youā€™ll be putting that camera in a better spot so you can see the whole room

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u/oGRAVES 14h ago

I read this and was like damn Iā€™m slacking.

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u/Owen_Alex_Ander 14h ago

I mean, she could have even been recording for a "day in the life of a toddler mom" type of video, who knows

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u/_HIST 13h ago

This thread is something else

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u/somerandommystery 11h ago

You people with carpet should practice groom lines, itā€™s so satisfying to make perfect triangles on carpetā€¦

Iā€™m a professional housekeeperā€¦ and Iā€™m so good at it, I try to teach the trainees, but it takes years to masterā€¦ I do it so perfect, but it only works on certain carpets.

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u/Glittering-Path-2824 10h ago

seriously. are you serious? people do that?

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u/-Raskyl 8h ago

She got that rgb vacuum, you know she's a pro

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u/deep-fucking-legend 7h ago

Mr. Clean gets all my live streams

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u/ImABotThatFarmsKarma 20h ago

No hate towards you, but that's just extremely dumb.