r/BeAmazed 1d ago

Nature Rare devil sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

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u/smiffhouse2 1d ago

Super thankful to not be living in ancient times. There’d be so many sacrifices happening right now.

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u/tackleberry2219 1d ago

The sacrifices started a couple of months ago.

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u/total_alk 1d ago

We are a sacrifice he is willing to make.

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u/FortJables 1d ago

Please tell me this is a lost reference

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u/DevineAaron92 1d ago

Shrek reference

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u/Centrimonium 1d ago

ah fuck I've been going around saying this for a while now and straight up forgot it's from fucking Shrek

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u/vyrus2021 21h ago

It's OK. Everybody who heard you knew and didn't find it weird because Shrek has never fallen out of relevance.

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u/Centrimonium 21h ago

actually strangely reassuring, thanks

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u/TrapYoda 1d ago

You say that like it's a bad thing...

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u/SerPownce 21h ago

Same thing happened to me after going around shouting ”DAWNGKEY!” for years and now I’m embarrassed

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u/jaw4ever 1d ago

And then I saw her face...!

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u/Insufficient_Funds92 1d ago

Bum! Bum! Bum! Bum!

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u/Tough_Text3 1d ago

Now I'm a believer!

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u/Aumba 16h ago

Or as my nephew used to sing it: "now I'm a beaver"

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u/poppitypopopop 1d ago

It was a sacrifice the Island required

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u/LiquorishSunfish 1d ago

Lost?! Many of us still follow the ways of the Lord of Love and Life. 

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u/HerrBurgunderDK 16h ago

Orange reference 🙄

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u/groaner 1d ago

And sacrifices will continue until morale improves!

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 1d ago

Well... the preparations atleast, why'd you think they'd gathered so many people in places like gunatanamo

(/s, just before people actually might start conspiracies)

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u/odin712 15h ago

No wonder the devil is rising now. Quick, we must offset this my more sacrifices!

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u/gametheorista 11h ago

The stockmarket... RIP

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u/Sharklar_deep 1d ago

The stock market was sacrificed today

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u/Total-Arm-8509 17h ago

Cope

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u/Aromatic-Frosting-31 17h ago

5 trillion lost in the last 48 hours alone...

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u/Dannn88 1d ago

How’d you know they’re not happening now

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u/gancoskhan 1d ago

It is. It’s called war.

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u/virtual-hermit- 1d ago

I 1000000% guarantee you there are real life people today who would absolutely see this as a sign from God/Satan and interpret however they choose.

Humans are essentially the same dipshit monkeys we've always been for millennia, and just because a handful of really smart ones catapulted technology forward doesn't mean humanity as a whole is any smarter than it was 2000+ years ago.

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u/PrettyChillHotPepper 1d ago

IIRC this exact phenomenon shows up in the Quran.

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u/Green-Block4723 22h ago

The development of technology doesn’t necessarily equate to a deeper understanding of the world for everyone.

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 21h ago

Hardware that ain't seen an update in about a quarter million years running software better suited to hiding in the trees cuz the lions are lurkin'

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u/enamesrever13 23h ago

... 20,000 years ago 

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u/AugustAPC 17h ago

Tons of them

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u/TinKnight1 1d ago

I can think of a few sacrifices that I'd volunteer to the pagan gods.

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u/HunterAtwood2 4h ago

A certain Orange Julius Caesar?

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u/LibrarianPuzzled7989 2h ago

I mean, its worth a try, right?

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u/BurgersWithStrength 1d ago

You seen the DOW?

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u/CaptinACAB 1d ago

We sacrifice millions to our god. Capital.

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u/theriibirdun 1d ago

Didn't look at your portfolio today huh?

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u/ForestPrana 1d ago

Exactly.

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u/Scabrous403 1d ago

Mines up 11%, just gotta be all in on gme.

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u/Andromansis 1d ago

What the fuck do you think they're doing in that El Salvadoran prison?

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u/InfiniteCosmic5 1d ago

Have you seen or heard about what’s going on in the global stock markets/economy?

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u/EnvironmentalHour613 1d ago

Or the concentration camps in America?

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u/winsluc12 1d ago

Oh don't be silly, those are in El Salvador./s

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u/Doggin-Pony-Show 1d ago

Everything in America is outsourced on the cheap. It's just good business.

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u/kevonicus 1d ago

People forget how crazy stuff like this must have seemed. It’s one of the reasons human history and history of religion itself proves that religion is all just man-made mythology. There could be a god hypothetically, but there’s zero evidence that we know anything about said god and mountains of evidence we’ve been making shit up about it since the dawn of man.

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u/Bozzom 1d ago

Maybe they were right, I mean, look at the state of the world rn...

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u/EnvironmentalHour613 1d ago

Uhhh, have you looked outside

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u/panicinbabylon 1d ago

Plus I'd be shitting my pants.

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u/-EdenXXI- 1d ago

The sun is a little horny today, huh?

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u/Bright-Friendship308 1d ago

The devil is a modern invention.

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u/outinthecountry66 1d ago

oh, there are. they are LOTS of sacrifices going on. (cries in american)

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

To be fair, if they wanted to sacrifice virgins, all they'd need to do is shut down Reddit.

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u/lawnderl 1d ago

lol just what i thought. nice!

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u/Sarenai7 1d ago

The devil in US office right now will make sure there’s plenty

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u/WhyIsTheMoonThere 1d ago

Maybe not. Horns didn't necessarily become associated with the devil until relatively recently. For some older civilisations, horns were a godly trait, so maybe this would be seen as a good thing!

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u/Budenholzer 1d ago

I mean... Got a few in mind just in case

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u/bigbangbilly 23h ago

Wasn't the Devil with pitch fork and horns a more recent thing like some sort of corrupted memory of Pan

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u/Captain_Sacktap 23h ago

This is 2025, it’s the market running red

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 23h ago

I was a scrawny teenager that contributed nothing to society. I would have been among the first to be offered.

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u/Marcus_Iunius_Brutus 22h ago

and people still dont believe trump is the antichrist. how many signs do you need

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u/ChaiHai 21h ago

If I saw that sunrise, I'd definitely perceive it as some kind of bad omen or war omen. Even seeing it in modern days, it's hard not to see it as a "Welp something's majorly fucked" omen. It makes me want to listen to metal.

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u/babbylonmon 21h ago

Have you seen the stock market!?

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u/fasada68 21h ago

My 401k is being sacrificed as we speak.

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u/Legend_of_Moblin 20h ago

Weeeeeell. Maybe the devil is bragging about the state of things right now.

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u/ertaiselfsteam 20h ago

I mean, doesn't this shit fits RIGHT into the moment we're living? Definitely feels like satan is at the helm now

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u/FuManchuDuck 17h ago

Right? So many people in unison would be like “HELLO MY FRIEND WE MEET AGAIN, ITS BEEN AWHILE WHERE DO WE BEGIN?”

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u/supermuncher60 16h ago

Don't worry the sacrifice happened. Look at the sea of red that is the stock market.

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u/gerlon2fingerz 10h ago

This guy hasn’t heard of abortions

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u/RnadmolyGneeraedt 10h ago

If only, we could sacrifice an orange carrot and a nazi for tomorrow to be better days.

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u/Rarefindofthemind 10h ago

I dunno, man. The spiritual psychosis these days is pretty buck wild

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u/GoingOnAdventure 7h ago

Could try sacrificing again? It might fix the economy if we sacrifice the right people.

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u/LibrarianPuzzled7989 2h ago

Whos gonna tell him?............