r/Bend 2d ago

FRIDAY RANT - 4/4

ALRIGHT YOU PEOPLE, YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. UNLOAD YOUR GRIPES ABOUT LIVING IN THE BEST TOWN IN AMERICA.

RANT: LOW EFFORT POSTS ON TOPICS THAT HAVE BEEN ASKED AND DISSECTED A FEW DOZEN TIMES. USE THE SEARCH FEATURE AT THE TOP OF R/BEND FOR IMMEDIATE ANSWERS INSTEAD OF WRITING OUT YOUR QUESTION AND WAITING HOURS FOR PEOPLE TO PROVIDE THE SAME INFORMATION AGAIN.

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u/ski-n-fish 1d ago

STOP TRAVERSING UNDER THE CORNICE/WEST WALL AND RUINING THE SNOW ON ALL OF THE BEST AND GNARLIEST LINES AT MT. BACHELOR.

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u/Dragnerok_X 1d ago

I'M BY NO MEANS A TRUMP SUPPORTER (THIS TRADE WAR IS APPALLING), BUT CAN WE PLEASE CONDENSE ALL OF THE PROTEST POSTS DOWN TO A SINGLE WEEKLY THREAD? I THOUGHT I HAD SUBSCRIBED TO A SUBREDDIT ABOUT BEND, NOT NATIONAL POLITICS, THE MOST TOXIC AND DRAINING TOPIC IMAGINABLE.

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u/fng4life 21h ago

NO!! PROTESTS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONVENIENT! WE WILL KEEP STIRRING SHIT UP UNTIL SHIT CHANGES!

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u/wifes_cold_hands 12h ago

BUT SHIT IS CHANGING...

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u/Sungold12 1d ago

WHYYYY MUST YOU PARK YOUR SHOPPING CART IN THE DEAD CENTER OF THE ISLE TO GO GET A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!!!!!? YOURE BLOCKING THE FLOW OF COSTCO TRAFFIC!!

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u/CombativeCam 1d ago

THIS DRIVES ME INSANE!! THE SAME PEOPLE DON’T USE THEIR DAMN BLINKER DRIVING!!

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u/Original-Kiwi2652 1d ago

I'LL PARK MY CART WHEREVER I LIKE ON THE ISLE, BUT I WILL MOVE IT TO ONE SIDE OF THE AISLE.

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u/Psychological_Hat951 1d ago edited 1d ago

OP, ARE YOU THE PERSON WHO AUTOMATICALLY DOWNVOTES POSTS ASKING FOR THE BEST THIS OR THAT IN BEND?? I HAVE NOTICED THAT THOSE GET DINGED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA GET UP-TO-DATE INSIDER INFO THAT GOOGLE CAN'T PROVIDE. 😆 BUT HONESTLY, FAIR.

MY RANT (IT'S PETTY): JUNIPER POOL IS SO EFFING CROWDED. I WISH THE BEND SWIM CLUB HAD ANOTHER FACILITY TO PRACTICE IN SO MORE LANES COULD BE OPEN DURING PEAK HOURS.

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u/HyperionsDad 1d ago

NO, THAT AINT ME, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT GRIPE ABOUT IT, RIGHTFULY SO, AND FLAG THE POSTS WITH THEIR COMPLAINTS AGAINST THE GROUNDHOG DAY POSTS. THESE QUESTIONS ARE VERY OFTEN ASKED A WEEK OR TWO EARLIER IF NOT A MONTH OR SO BEFORE.

IF YOU SAW THE NUMBER OF COMPLAINTS WE SEE YOUD KNOW IT JUST AINT ONE GUY LURKING READY TO DV THEM - THERE'S A LOT OF LURKERS THAT GET ANNOYED WITH SEEING THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER. THEY POP IT WITH A DOWN ARROW HOURS BEFORE I SEE IT.

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u/Psychological_Hat951 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MODDING SERVICES.

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u/MalignantMist11 1d ago

AS A BSC SWIMMER I WISH THIS TOO

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u/JuniperJanuary7890 1d ago

LEGIT POOL RANT. YEAH.

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u/Bad_Kitty1616 1d ago

2 WEEKS AGO, BOUGHT A NEW CAR. THIS WEEK…LOST MY JOB. CURRENT PLAN: LIVE IN THE CAR AND PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH THE REPO MAN!

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u/fng4life 19h ago

FUCK! IM SO SORRY, THAT REALLY SUCKS!

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u/Appropriate_Link_837 1d ago

MAY YOU FIND ANOTHER JOB QUICKLY 

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u/Careless-Owl9231 1d ago

TAKES LOTS OF BRAIN CELLS TO GET BIG ANGRY WHEN TRYING TO MAKE A LEFT OFF OF HILL ONTO FRANKLIN AT NOONTIME ON A FRIDAY.

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u/ChaosTheoryGirl 1d ago

THIS IS A FUCKING GOOD RANT! YOU HAVE MADE ME CHUCKLE AND I PULLED A MUSCLE YESTERDAY SO IT HURTS!

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u/fng4life 1d ago

WILL PEOPLE JUST FUCKING DRIVE AS IF THEY EVER INTEND TO ACTUALLY GET SOMEWHERE?!?! GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE, PAY ATTENTION, GO THE SPEED LIMIT (THIS ONE GOES BOTH WAYS), AND REMEMBER THAT A COUPLE SHORT TAPS ON THE HORN IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. NOTE, I AM <NOT> LOOKING FOR EVERYONE TO BE A ROAD RAGING ASSHOLE, BUT HOLY FUCK SOME PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEY LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO IN LIFE AND NO WHERE TO BE.

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u/Ok-Arachnid-1246 12h ago

I JUST NEED PEOPLE TO PUSH THE GAS PEDDLE WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN AND HAVE CONFIDENCE THEIR CAR WON’T FLIP IF THEY TAKE A TURN AT GREATER THAN 5MPH

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u/CombativeCam 1d ago

I SEE PEOPLE ON THEIR PHONE, DISTRACTED WHILE DRIVING AND I NEVER SEE ANYONE PULLED OVER!!!

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u/Quiet_Bend_ 1d ago

WHY THE FUCK DONT THE BEND POLICE DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE COAL ROLLERS? ITS THE SAME SMALL GROUP OF IDIOTS. SO DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING FOR BEND.

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u/fng4life 1d ago

AGREED! ITS FUCKING ILLEGAL! ENFORCE THE FUCKING LAW!!

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u/yarzospatzflute 1d ago

BECAUSE THE COPS SHARE THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS.

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u/Unusual_Wrongdoer689 1d ago edited 1d ago

I DONT KNOW IF IM SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

2 TORN ACLS IN TWO YEARS, WAITLISTED FOR GRAD SCHOOL AT OSU, HOUSING IS UNSTABLE, AND NOW I HAVE FUCKING SHINGLES.

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u/CombativeCam 1d ago

GET INTO A SOLID PT.

HAVE HAD SHINGLES, FELT LIKE SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A BAT TO THE RIBS. HAVE HEARD SO MANY HAVE IT ON THEIR FACE!! WHAT THE HELL!!

GOT A SIMILAR SPIN OF CHAOS FOR GRAD SCHOOL. KEEP LOOKING, EVEN IF FAR AWAY. IF YOU HAVE A DREAM FOR A DEGREE AND GOAL, LET NOTHING STOP YOU!

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u/JuniperJanuary7890 1d ago

RANT WORTHY. SORRY ‘BOUT ALL THAT.

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u/One-Tea-2305 1d ago

I WAS MOVING A FRIDGE AND DROPPED IT ON MY DICK, NOW IM STUCK OUTSIDE

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u/Appropriate_Link_837 1d ago

LOVESAUGAGE IS THAT YOU?

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u/yarzospatzflute 1d ago

"WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!"

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u/Psychological_Hat951 1d ago

OW. WHAT??? HOW???

...NEVER MIND, I DON'T WANNA KNOW. HOPE YOU ARE OKAY.

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u/One-Tea-2305 1d ago

ALL GOOD NOW. MY NEIGHBOR CAME HOME FROM WORK AND SAW ME OUTSIDE, SHE HELPED PUSH THE FRIDGE UP JUST ENOUGH FOR ME TO PULL IT OUT. GOING TO ER NOW.

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u/starsinhercrown 12h ago

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED AN UPDATE

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u/Junior_Statement_262 1d ago

I'M CHOPPING JALAPEÑOS FOR MY WEEKLY POT OF BEANS AND I GOT A SQUIRT OF JALAPEÑO JUICE RIGHT IN THE EYE. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Junior_Statement_262 1d ago

HAHA. I KNOW HOW TO WASH MY HANDS AND SUCH, BUT UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T HAVE CONTROL OF THAT RANDOM SPRITZ INTO MY EYEBALL DURING THAT FATEFUL SECOND....

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u/Twixxtime 1d ago

IMAGINE THE BURN WHEN YOU FORGET YOU CUT Jalapeños THAT DAY & YOU WEAR CONTACTS.

MY GOD. THE AGONY

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u/Film-Disastrous 1d ago

PRO-TIP. WASH HANDS THOROUGHLY PRIOR TO USING THE LOO.

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u/jimmythefly 1d ago

PRO-PRO-TIP, WIPE OLIVE OIL OR VEGETABLE OIL ON YOUR HANDS AND UNDER FINGERNAILS BEFORE STARTING TO CHOP. MAKES IT EASIER TO COMPLETELY GET THE PEPPER OILS WASHED OFF LATER.

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u/anyalaelyag1121 1d ago

PRO-PRO-PRO TIP USE GLOVES

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u/garlicloveog 1d ago

FUCK OLD PEOPLE WHO CANT GRACEFULLY ACCEPT NEEDING REGULAR HELP AND INSTEAD MASSIVELY INCONVENIENCE EVERYONE WITH CONSTANT EMERGENCIES. OUNCE OF PREVENTION YOU GNARLY OLD FUCKFACE

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u/Psychological_Hat951 1d ago

I REALLY WANNA KNOW THE BACK STORY THAT INSPIRED THIS

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u/Financial_Sell1684 13h ago

GET OFF MY LAWN DAMNIT

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u/ThinkOfMeAsAFriend 1d ago

I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET AND I'M TRAVELING IN TWO HOURS

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u/BlackedSwordsman 1d ago

Did you find it

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u/ThinkOfMeAsAFriend 1d ago

YES!

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u/BlackedSwordsman 1d ago

IM HAPPY TO HEAR 🤬🤬🤬‼️

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u/greetingsfromEndor 1d ago

TRYING TO DROP CANS OFF AT BOTTLE DROP IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

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u/shennerb 1d ago

I TAKE THEM TO THE ALBERTSON’S DROP AT THIRD AND REVERE- MUCH EASIER

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u/fng4life 1d ago

REALLY? I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM…? IM NOT DISAGREEING, CURIOUS AS TO WHAT SPECIFICALLY IS THE PROBLEM. MAYBE I JUST HAVE GOOD TIMING?

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u/codywater 1d ago

MULTIPLE TIMES I’VE GONE TO THE DROP NEAR FRED MEYER AND THE DOOR IS BROKEN OR NOT ACCEPTING BAGS. THE NEXT CLOSEST DROP OFF IS THE COLLECTION CENTER WHICH IS FAR OUT OF THE WAY AND A PAIN TO DEAL WITH NOW BECAUSE OF CONSTRUCTION.

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u/greetingsfromEndor 1d ago

THE CONSTRUCTION + THE TERRIBLE DETOUR SIGNAGE + THE HOMELESS PEOPLE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE.

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u/fng4life 1d ago

AH, I SEE. YEAH, THE CONSTRUCTION IS DEFINITELY GETTING OLD. IVE NEVER SEEN THE ENTRANCE BLOCKED BUT I COULD SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE AN ISSUE.

HOPEFULLY THEYLL JUST MOVE THE WHOLE THING ONCE THEY START BUILDING THE OVERPASS

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u/codywater 1d ago

THE BOTTLE DROP PROGRAM IS THE MOST ANNOYING PART OF LIVING IN OREGON AS WELL AS AN IRRITATING TAX WITH UNBALANCED IMPACTS ON THE POOR.

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u/Quiet_Bend_ 1d ago

ITS TIME FOR BOTTLE DROP TO END. CURBSIDE RECYCLING IS COMPULSORY FOR ALMOST EVERYONE, WAY MORE CONVENIENT, AND USES LESS CARBON.

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u/arroyosalix 1d ago

MY NEIGHBORS HAVE SOMETHING THAT BEEPS NONSTOP.

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u/yarzospatzflute 1d ago

CRANK SOME NORWEGIAN DEATH METAL. YOUR NEIGHBORS MAY NOT TURN THE BEEP OFF, BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL ANYMORE.

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u/Bikes88 1d ago

ONE OF THOSE IDOTIC BEEPING MACHINES THAT CLAIM TO KEEP DEER AWAY BUT ARE COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE?

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u/arroyosalix 1d ago

THATS WHAT I'VE THOUGHT BUT THINK IT HAS A BAD BATTERY SO IT BEEPS ONCE EVERY SECOND REGARDLESS OF ANY MOVEMENT. VERY IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO HAVE BEHIND THEIR 6FT TALL FENCED IN YARD 🙄

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u/greetingsfromEndor 1d ago

CLOGGED SEPTIC UNIT?

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u/arroyosalix 1d ago

I HADNT CONSIDERED THIS

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u/Charming_Corner_733 1d ago

I WANT TO STICK A SPIKE STRIP ALONG COLORADO! SPECIFICALLY THAT CORNER WHERE EVERYONE THINKS THEYLL GET LET OVER IF THEY SPEED ALONG AND MERGE RIGHT BEFORE THE LANE ENDS LOOPING BACK TO ARIZONA! I WILL LET YOU HIT ME, STAY AWAY!

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u/Grugma_Male 1d ago

IF THERES ENOUGH ROOM, DON'T TRY TO SQUEEZE THEM OUT

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u/jimmythefly 1d ago

RANT FIRST AT THE BAD SIGNAGE IN THIS TOWN. THE PIC BELOW IS THE FIRST TIME YOU GET AN INDICATION THAT THE LEFT LANE DOESN'T CONTINUE STRAIGHT, IF YOU ROLL THROUGH THIS LIGHT GREEN WITH CARS ALREADY IN BOTH LANES THERE IS HARDLY ANY TIME TO MOVE OVER.

THIS KIND OF LATE NOTICE THING HAPPENS ALL OVER TOWN, IF YOU'VE LIVED HERE A WHILE YOU KIND OF FORGET ABOUT IT BUT IT'S PRETTY BAD IMO.

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u/perfectplace2cry 1d ago

CENTRAL OREGON DAILY SHOWED UP TO THE DAWN DANCE PARTY THIS MORNING SO NOW IT’S OFFICIALLY LAME

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u/codywater 1d ago

LOOKS AROUND…sigh

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u/whyaskwhyjustaskwhen 1d ago

TEENAGERS RIPPING AROUND THE TRACK ON THEIR EBIKES, BUZZING RUNNERS ... IM SORRY YOUR PARENTS ARE RAISING YOU TO BE TOOLS

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u/BeefyMiracleWhip 1d ago

SO I DID METION MY CAR A FEW RAVE THREADS AGO AND SAID I WOULD SAVE THE BAD NEWS FOR THE RANT THREAD

WELL HERE IT IS! MY FUCKING REAR AXLE IS FUCKED AND MY TIRES ARE MISALIGNED AND ABOUT TO BLOW! MY CAR WAS HIT BY MY BROTHER 2 YEARS AGO AND IT CAUSED MAJOR BUMPER AND TRUNK DAMAGE! I WAS GONNA FILE A CLAIM WITH MY INSURANCE BUT MY DAD KEEPS INSISTING HE WILL PAY FOR IT WHICH MAKES NO SENSE TO ME! I WOULD RATHER PAY THE $500 DEDUCTIBLE AND THEN HAVE INSURANCE FIX IT ALL ON THEIR DIME, TOTAL IT, PAY IT OFF, AND THEN LET ME KEEP IT ON A SALVAGE TITLE!

HE WOULD RATHER SPEND ALL THIS MONEY TO REPAIR IT THAN TAKE THE L OF A BIGGER MONTHLY PREMIUM! PENNY WISE, DOLLAR STUPID! I STG!

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u/banana37 1d ago

ILL COMMISERATE WITH YOUR CAR TROUBLE. GOT A FLAT TIRE ON A ROAD TRIP THIS WEEK, CANT BE PATCHED, SMALL TOWN HIGH PRICES, NEEDED A NEW FULL SET OF TIRES AND ALIGNMENT. SEPARATELY, HAVE TO TAKE INTO THE SHOP TUESDAY UPON MY RETURN FOR UNRELATED ACCIDENT PAINT DENT REPAIR. ANNOYING.

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u/BeefyMiracleWhip 1d ago

I DON'T EVEN LIVE WITH MY DAD I LIVE AT THE HIXON IN BEND, BUT MY PERSONAL CAR HAD TO BE PARKED IN SISTERS ON MY DADS PROPERTY BECAUSE I GOT A CORPORATE CAR, AND THE HIXON ONLY ALLOWS MY WIFE AND I ONE CAR ON THE WHOLE PROPERTY! IN HINDSIGHT I SHOULD HAVE JUST DONE BUSINESS USE ONLY OR KEPT THE CORPORATE CAR PARKED AT THE OFFICE EVEN FOR FULL USE AND KEPT MY PERSONAL CAR ON THE HIXONS LOT!

THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN A DISASTER! AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY MY DAD WOULD PAY SO MUCH TO GET THIS SHIT FIXED AND THEN KEEP PAYING MY 26% APR LOAN AFTERWARDS! BEND HONDA TOOK ME FOR A FUCKING RIDE BECAUSE I HAD GOOD CREDIT, BUT IT WAS LESS THAN 2 YEARS OLD IN 2022 AND I NEVER HAD A CAR LOAN BEFORE!

HONESTLY I SHOULD GET IT BACK HERE ASAP, REFILE THE CLAIM, GET IT FIXED, PAID OFF, AND OWN IT OUTRIGHT! WAITING ON MY DAD IS ASKING FOR TROUBLE! ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE ARE MOVING TO SPOKANE IN AUGUST OR MAYBE EVEN MID JULY! I DO NOT WANT TO BE RELYING ON A SINGLE CAR FOR THE 2 OF US AT THAT POINT! ESPECIALLY IN FUCKING SPOKANE! I GUESS IF I'M LUCKY I COULD GET A NICE FORD RANGER IN SPOKANE DIRT CHEAP!

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u/Psychological_Hat951 1d ago

CARS SUCK AND SO DOES THE HIXON. I HATED LIVING THERE.

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u/NiffenHobbin 1d ago

ST CHARLES LAB. NO APPOINTMENTS ARE ACCEPTED AS PER ME CALLING TRYING FOR AN APPOINTMENT. WALK IN AT 8 am FOR PRE SURGERY BLOOD DRAW. BEEN WAITING AN HOUR. TOTALLY FUCKED UP.

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u/GGinBend 1d ago

I GO TO THE LABS ON COOMBS EVERY 3 MONTHS FOR BLOODWORK AND FRIDAYS/MONDAYS ARE NO BUENO. I USUALLY GO ON THURSDAYS AROUND 9AM-ISH AFTER THE RUSH.

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u/NiffenHobbin 1d ago

FOUR POKES, TWO HOURS 🤬

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u/NiffenHobbin 1d ago

STILL HERE. SO FUCKED

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u/weghammer 1d ago

AND IF DOCTOR IS IN NETWORK THE LABS MAY NOT BE

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u/SnooPaintings3102 1d ago

SOMEONE SMASHED INTO THE BACK PASSENGER SIDE OF OUR CAR WHILE I WAS OUT RUNNING ERRANDS LAST WEEK AND I DIDN’T NOTICE IT FOR DAYS BC I DON’T WALK AROUND THAT SIDE OF THE CAR WHEN I PARK AT HOME. NO IDEA WHO/WHERE IT HAPPENED. THANKS JERK.

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u/Good_for_the_Gander 1d ago

WE JUST MOVED TO THIS BEAUTIFUL CITY TO GET OUT OF THE BURNING HELLHOLE OF LOS ANGELES, BUT NOW MY REMOTE JOB IN CLINICAL RESEARCH (AND HEALTH BENEFITS FOR FAMILY OF 5) ARE IN JEOPARDY AND ALL OF OUR SAVINGS ARE FLYING OUT THE WINDOW 💸. WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO ENJOY THE OUTDOORS?! BY THE TIME WE CAN AFFORD IT, ALL THE TREES WILL BE CUT DOWN, THE LANDSCAPE MINED, AND THE SNOW PERMANENTLY MELTED.

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u/blahyawnblah 1d ago

YOU'RE SAYING BEND IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN LA? LOLOLOL

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u/Good_for_the_Gander 1d ago

NO. I DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL.

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u/blahyawnblah 1d ago

YOU SAID YOUR SAVINGS ARE RUNNING OUT AND ITS EXPENSIVE TO DO THINGS

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 11h ago

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u/Good_for_the_Gander 1d ago

HERE THE FOREST BURNS, NOT CITIES FULL OF PLASTICS, TOXIC METALS, AND PESTICIDE-FILLED LANDSCAPING. I WAS LITERALLY CHOKING FOR A MONTH ON POISONOUS FUMES. WE ARE A WEST COAST FAMILY, SO BEND SEEMED LIKE THE BEST CHOICE WHILE OUR PLANET SLOWLY BURNS.

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u/CompletelyBedWasted 1d ago

THERE ARE EXTREME WILDFIRES HERE TOO.....BTW

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u/Montybrew1975 1d ago

YESTERDAY, IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO GET OUT OF DOWNTOWN BECAUSE TRAFFIC WAS BACKED UP FROM 3RD, ALL THE WAY BACK TO WALL, THEN AROUND THE CORNER TO WALL STREET STORAGE. I SAT AT WALL THE LONGEST BECAUSE WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN THERE WAS NOWHERE TO TURN. JUST TRAFFIC. MAYBE I MISSED SOMETHING, BUT WAS GREENWOOD SO DANGEROUS THE CITY HAD TO CREATE GRIDLOCK TO FIX IT?

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u/geologypegasus 1d ago

MY COMMUTE HAS TRIPLED IN LENGTH

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u/permafacepalm 1d ago

IT'S BECAUSE OLNEY IS CLOSED.

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u/Natural-Fact9829 1d ago

GREENWOOD DOESNT SUCK BECAUSE OF OLNEY. REDUCING THE CARRYING CAPACITY OF THE #1 MAIN EAST-TO-WEST CONNECTOR IN THE NAME OF IMPROVING EAST-TO-WEST MOBILITY WAS A TERRIBLE PLAN FROM THE BEGINNING.

THE SUCK WAS JUST COMPOUNDED BY THE OLNEY CLOSURE. THE SUCK WILL CONTINUE TO BE COMPOUNDED BY THE FRANKLIN REDUCTION, PERMANENT HAWTHORNE CLOSURE, AND COLORADO AND REVERE WORK THAT WILL START IMMEDIATELY AFTER.

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u/StumpyJoe- 1d ago

THERE'S ISN'T ANY FRANKLIN REDUCTION HAPPENING.

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u/fng4life 1d ago

YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST GO AROUND AND TAKE A DIFFERENT ROUTE, RIGHT?

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u/Natural-Fact9829 1d ago

YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE NEAR DOWNTOWN AND CAN'T JUST TAKE A DIFFERENT ROUTE HOME EVERYDAY, RIGHT?

ITS HARD TO "GO AROUND" WHEN EVERY STREET AROUND YOUR HOUSE IS EITHER CLOSED OR NOT MOVING. https://imgur.com/5aB4oGZ

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u/fng4life 1d ago

FAIR ENOUGH. AND TO THAT SMALL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DO LIVE VERY CLOSE TO DOWNTOWN, IM SORRY, THAT REALLY DOES SUCK.

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u/fordysgarden 1d ago

OUR NATIONAL SECURITY IS IN DIRE DANGER THANKS TO THE DIPSHYTES COSPLAYING GOVMENT. I'M FING CALLING CLIFF BENTZ AGAIN TODAY TO TELL HIM TO GET OFF HIS FAT ASS AND DOOOO SOMETHING TO HELP SECURE OUR COUNTRY.

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u/JoDrRe 1d ago

GOOD FUCKING LUCK. SERIOUSLY. BENTZ NEEDS TO GET BENT AND REPLACED BUT I DOUBT THATLL HAPPEN ANY TIME SOON.

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u/NotAnotherBlingBlop 1d ago

FUCK EVERY SINGLE ILLITERATE RACIST CULT MAGA YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO HATEFUL OR STUPID TO REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN CONNED

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u/fng4life 1d ago

DAMN STRAIGHT!!

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u/Queasy_Squirrel_7678 1d ago

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK! HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE PROTEST TOMORROW DOWNTOWN!

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u/Tweva33 2d ago

I JUST MOVED HERE AND IN ADDITION TO THET STRESS, NOW MY CAR IS LEAKING COOLANT!!

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u/FrodoFrooFroo 1d ago

OMG MY CAR TOO! WTF. I JUST CHANGED THE OIL AND TOPPED OFF ALL MY FLUIDS LAST WEEK AND ALL WAS WELL. NOW ITS SPEWING. I CANT AFFORD THIS SHIT. SAD TIMES.

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u/SpezGarblesMyGooch 2d ago

MY NW FOREST PASS EXPIRED AND I’M PLANNING ON GOING HIKING TOMORROW AND NOW I NEED TO GO TO REI TO GET A NEW ONE.

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u/Quiet_Bend_ 1d ago

YOU CAN GET ONE AT SUNNYSIDE SPORTS (EMPLOYEE OWNED)

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u/permafacepalm 1d ago

GO TO BIG5 OR DICKS OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

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u/Swanass 1d ago

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE BOYCOTT REI AND THEIR SUPPORT OF PROJECT 2025!

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u/dogsetcetera 1d ago

WTF. THEY REALLY SUPPORTED THAT SHIT?!

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u/SpezGarblesMyGooch 1d ago

NAH, I HAVE A METRIC TON OF DIVIDENDS I NEED TO SPEND

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u/Username-is-random 1d ago

ME TOO. SO I'M GONNA SPEND ALL MY DIVIDENDS THEN BOUNCE. ALREADY STOPPED USING MY REI CC.

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u/sw1tchf00t 1d ago

I USUALLY GO TO POWDERHOUSE FOR THEM SINCE IT'S MORE CONVENIENT.

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u/sarcasmrain 2d ago

CHECK ENGINE LIGHT!!! 🤬

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u/TallTwig 2d ago

YOU MAY KNOW THIS ALREADY BUT FREE CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CODE READINGS AT MAJOR AUTO PARTS STORES. I HOPE IT'S MINOR!

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u/bubbyvt 2d ago

TOP OF THE MORNING TO THE JERK WHO ROLLED COAL IN AN OLDER TRUCK ALL DOWN NEWPORT YESTERDAY EVENING AND TARGETED TWO YOUNG BIKERS BEFORE TURNING LEFT JUST BEFORE THE FLOWER SHOP. JUST REMEMBER THAT THE DILDO OF CONSEQUENCES RARELY COMES LUBED.

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u/fng4life 1d ago

FUCK ANYONE WHO ROLLS COAL EVER! DIRTY, DISGUSTING, POLLUTING, AND ILLEGAL BULLSHIT!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 11h ago

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u/fng4life 1d ago

THIS PERSON GETS IT!

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u/sarcasmrain 2d ago edited 1d ago

I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO CREATE SOME JAMES BOND TYPE DEVICE THAT SPRAYS SOMETHING CAUSTIC OR LETS THE AIR OUT OF A TIRE FOR THE SPECIAL TYPE OF ROAD ASSHOLES THAT I ENCOUNTER.

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u/No_Bend_2131 2d ago

TO THE GUY RIDING A BIKE IN THE QUIET AREA AT ATHLETIC CLUB BEND- WHY DO YOU THINK ITS OK TO VLAST GANGSTER RAP FROM YOUR PHONE WITH NO HEADPHONES. YOU ARE RUDE AF.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 11h ago

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u/No_Bend_2131 1d ago

I SHOULD HAVE! I VERY OBVIOUSLY CLOSED THE DOOR TO THE YOGA STUDIO AND WHEN I LEFT I ALMOST SAID SOMETHING. I HATE HAVING TO TEACH PEOPLE COURTESY - THIS WAS A GROWN ASS MIDDLE AGED MAN SMH

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u/lawndartdesign 2d ago

HOLY SHIT THE ECONOMY IS NOSE DIVING AND I THINK WE ARE GONNA HIT A RECESSION WAY SOONER THAN THE QUICKLY FADING DREAM OF A DINOSAUR AT THE SINCLAIR ON 15TH AND REED WILL EVER HAPPEN.

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u/JuniperJanuary7890 1d ago

YUP.

DINO JUSTICE SEEMS FUTILE. BUT THE DREAM IS ALIVE. 🦕💭

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u/lawndartdesign 1d ago

I HOPE I SEE IT IN MY LIFETIME

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u/JuniperJanuary7890 1d ago

YOUR HOPEFULNESS IS WORTHY OF ADMIRATION. 😊

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u/gufmo 2d ago

ALL OF MY MONEY HAS EVAPORATED JUST SO A SYPHILLITIC NARCISSIST DIDN’T HAVE TO FACE HIS INNER DEMONS IN THE TWILIGHT OF HIS LIFE.

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u/kittencuddles08 2d ago

I FINALLY GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I WAS PROUD OF MY 401K. NOW IT HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY AN ORANGE IDIOT WHO IS COSPLAYING AT BEING A LEADER.

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u/slicknshine 1d ago

I've been too chicken shit to look. I will remain blissfully ignorant.

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u/Quiet_Bend_ 1d ago

IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKEN

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u/fng4life 1d ago

WE CANT HEAR YOU!

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u/footefoote 2d ago

JUST A QUICK SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE INTERNET DIPSHITS WHO'VE JUST BECOME MACROECONOMISTS, ADDING TO THEIR ALREADY IMPRESSIVE RESUMES OF INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS, GLOBAL PANDEMIC RESPONSE, AND HUMAN HEALTH. KEEP CONFLATING OPINIONS WITH FACTS, YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLES.

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u/sarcasmrain 2d ago

WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MUH LEARNING FROM!

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u/Tarekith 2d ago

MY NEIGHBORS DOWN THE STREET LEAVE THEIR HUSKY TIED UP OUTSIDE 24/7 AND AT LEAST 5-6 TIMES A MONTH IT STAYS UP ALL NIGHT HOWLING AT NOTHING. LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS. 🤬

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u/fng4life 1d ago

FUCK THOSE ASSHOLE DOG OWNERS FOR ABUSING THEIR PUPPER!!

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u/outarfhere 1d ago

CAN YOU PLEASE CONTACT FENCES FOR FIDO? THEY SPECIALIZE IN BUILDING FENCED YARDS FOR TIED UP DOGS SO THEY WONT BE TIED UP ANYMORE. I THINK THEY CAN HANDLE CONTACTING THE OWNER TOO. info@fencesforfido.org

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hat4299 1d ago

ARE YOU RENTING OR DID YOU BUY? THIS HAPPENED TO US ONCE AND PEOPLE ASK WHY WE DON’T WANT TO BUY A HOUSE AND IT IS FOR THIS EXACT REASON. WE GOT OUT AS SOON AS WE COULD.

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u/Either-Reference9768 2d ago

YOU CAN REPORT THIS ANIMAL ABUSE. BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR.

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u/Tarekith 1d ago

OTHER NEIGHBORS HAVE TRIED, THE DOG LIKES BEING OUTSIDE AND HE does TAKE CARE OF IT AND GIVE IT AFFECTION. IT JUST LIVES OUTSIDE. AND HOWLS AT NIGHT.

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u/permafacepalm 1d ago

CALL NOISE ORDINANCE.

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u/codywater 1d ago

KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR AT NIGHT WHEN IT’S HOWLING AND POLITELY ASK THEM TO ADDRESS IT. EVERY TIME. AND RECORD THE HOWLING THEN YOUR INTERACTION ON YOUR PHONE. EVENTUALLY THEY WILL TIRE OF YOU WAKING THEM UP, AND IF THEY GET UPSET WITH YOU, YOU CAN CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOUR CYA EVIDENCE.

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u/No_Bend_2131 2d ago

OMG POOR BABY! I WOULD HOWL TOO IF MY I WAS A SLAVE OUTSIDE - WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN OWN A DOG

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u/winobambino 1d ago

ITS THE "TIED UP OUTSIDE" PART THAT GOT ME. ALTHOUGH HUSKIES ARE KNOWN TO BE RUNNERS SO THERE MIGHT BE A GOOD REASON FOR THAT!

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u/myotis_friotis 1d ago

THIS AND THEY ARE PACK ANIMALS MEANING SOCIAL. FEEL FOR THE PUPPER. MY NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR HAS AT LEAST 6 HUSKIES BUT EXERCISE THEM AND BRING THEM IN AT NIGHT

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u/winobambino 1d ago

OMG "AT LEAST " 6 HUSKIES?! THAT SOUNDS VERY NOISY 😂 THEY ARE SUCH A VOCAL BREED!! GLAD THEY BRING THEM INSIDE ( AND HOPE THEY HAVE A ROOMBA YIKES!). I CANT IMAGINE EVEN LEAVING MY DOGS OUTSIDE FOR THE DAY LET ALONE OVERNIGHT.

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u/myotis_friotis 1d ago

THEY ARE REALLY GOOD AT MANAGING THE NOISE.

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u/winobambino 1d ago

GOOD NEIGHBORS!! 😊

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u/Dutchie_Boots 2d ago

I HIT ICE ON TUESDAY AND LIKELY TOTALED MY CAR. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS TO ME.

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u/TallTwig 2d ago

GLAD YOU ARE OKAY. VEHICLES CAN BE REPLACED!

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u/skitril 2d ago

TARIFFS ARE TAXES 🤬😡

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u/morchelleceae 1d ago

TRY TELLING THAT TO A MAGA. LOOOL

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u/skitril 1d ago

GUNS, TABACO, COFFEE, TRUCKS, CRAP FROM CHINA. BASICALLY EVERYTHING MAGA LOVES TO BUY IS GETTING TAXED. FAFO

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u/Ten_Minute_Martini 0️⃣ Days Since Last TempBan 🚧 1d ago

FIREARMS, DOMESTICALLY PRODUCED OR IMPORTED, HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO AN EXCISE TAX TO FUND WILDLIFE CONSERVATION SINCE 1937. YOU’RE WELCOME HIPPIES..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittman%E2%80%93Robertson_Federal_Aid_in_Wildlife_Restoration_Act

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u/jimmythefly 1d ago

C'MON MAN, IT'S ALL ABOUT HUNTING (AND FISHING), NOTHING TO DO WITH HIPPIES.

"WILDLIFE RETORATION" = HELPING MAINTAIN OR INCREASE CERTAIN ANIMAL POPULATIONS FOR THE PURPOSE OF HUNTING THEM.

AND IT WAS AMENDED IN 2000 TO BE EVEN MORE HUNTER/FISHER-CENTRIC, WITH MONEY NOW TO BE SPENT ON SOME THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HABITAT!

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u/Ten_Minute_Martini 0️⃣ Days Since Last TempBan 🚧 1d ago

GREAT, LET’S SLAP IT ON BIKES, CLIMBING GEAR, KAYAKS AND PATCHOULI OIL SO YOU DIRTBAGS CAN START PAYING YOUR FAIR SHARE.

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u/skitril 1d ago

DUDE IS UPSET ABOUT GUN TAX "HELPING HIPPIES"

BUT 20% IDIOT TAX IS FINE?? CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP 🐑

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u/Ten_Minute_Martini 0️⃣ Days Since Last TempBan 🚧 1d ago

WAS I UPSET ABOUT IT OR MERELY POINTING OUT THAT BUYING A GUN HAS ALWAYS HAD A PREMIUM ATTACHED TO IT? MOST GUNS ARE DOMESTICALLY PRODUCED ANYWAY, ALTHOUGH I CANT SPEAK TO THE UPSTREAM IMPUTS SUCH AS STEEL, ALUMINUM AND POLYMERS FOR MANUFACTURERS. NEVER SAID I WAS IN FAVOR OF TARIFFS EITHER.

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u/GGinBend 1d ago

YOU KILL IT, YOU BUY IT.

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u/skitril 1d ago

OKAY. HOW IS THIS RELATED TO TARIFFS?

SO 11% + NEW 20% TARIFF. ARE WE WINNING YET?

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u/Ten_Minute_Martini 0️⃣ Days Since Last TempBan 🚧 1d ago

OH NO, MY $1,500 ITALIAN SHOTGUN IS NOW GOING TO COST $1,800.. HOW WILL I EVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS?

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u/Pojodan 1d ago

I FIND IT AMUSING THAT IF THIS EXACT SAME SITUATION HAD OCCURRED UNDER BIDEN'S TERM YOU'D BE SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER ABOUT IT