r/Bend • u/HyperionsDad • 6d ago

FRIDAY RANT - 4/4

ALRIGHT YOU PEOPLE, YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. UNLOAD YOUR GRIPES ABOUT LIVING IN THE BEST TOWN IN AMERICA.

RANT: LOW EFFORT POSTS ON TOPICS THAT HAVE BEEN ASKED AND DISSECTED A FEW DOZEN TIMES. USE THE SEARCH FEATURE AT THE TOP OF R/BEND FOR IMMEDIATE ANSWERS INSTEAD OF WRITING OUT YOUR QUESTION AND WAITING HOURS FOR PEOPLE TO PROVIDE THE SAME INFORMATION AGAIN.

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u/One-Tea-2305 6d ago

I WAS MOVING A FRIDGE AND DROPPED IT ON MY DICK, NOW IM STUCK OUTSIDE

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u/One-Tea-2305 5d ago

ALL GOOD NOW. MY NEIGHBOR CAME HOME FROM WORK AND SAW ME OUTSIDE, SHE HELPED PUSH THE FRIDGE UP JUST ENOUGH FOR ME TO PULL IT OUT. GOING TO ER NOW.

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u/starsinhercrown 4d ago

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED AN UPDATE