r/BirdsArentReal • u/Flat-Strawberry9809 • 22d ago

Discussion Should we treat the drones better?

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 22d ago

The Quackening is Upon Us.

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u/CalvinLolYT 20d ago

The quackpokalypse

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 20d ago

Quackpolkalypse is the name of my all duck heavy metal Weird Al cover band.

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u/kymaniscanon 19d ago

weird al mentioned!!

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u/BrexInandeh 22d ago

Stale bread man would probably be one of the first to die in actuality. Iirc bread is hell on their digestion.

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u/ItzLoganM 22d ago

That's why the drones are keeping him alive.

So they can put him in a vat and feed him stale bread for eternity.

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u/nightfire36 19d ago

I have no mouth, and I must scream

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u/HirsuteHacker 22d ago

Not really hell on their digestion, just not very nutritious for them, and can cause them to stop seeking out actual food and just start fully relying on people feeding them what is effectively junk food.

If you gotta feed them, bring some frozen peas or something instead

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Fast food 😞

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 22d ago

lol, Maybe those are alien technology with better fuel processing

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u/timonix 21d ago

It's junk food for birds. But on the other hand.. You wouldn't spare the old dude serving you free junk food every day?

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u/phenol_LOL 21d ago

But where is the old dude who'd serve me free junk food every day?

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u/Ok-Butterfly4991 21d ago

No one shall be spared then

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u/Batbuckleyourpants 22d ago

Don't tell the ducks!

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u/DependentFeature3028 22d ago

I have governmental drones at home that are known as chickens. Sometimes when i feed them i need to push them aside so i won't trow the food on them. How cooked am I?

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 22d ago

Not at all actually, you need to be seasoned first

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u/W1llW4ster 22d ago

As long as they are happy, you will be treated well. Unlike popular belief, they do not forget. They can forgive though.

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u/Echeyak 22d ago

Saitama's wet dream.

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u/Vewyvewyqwuiet 22d ago

I love this. Artist?

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 22d ago edited 22d ago

Pierre mortel I think, at least that's what google says

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u/Critical_Potential44 21d ago

What happens next, also what this reminds me of

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u/rad_cadaver 21d ago

I actually like ducks. They chill in the water and eat bread. I too like to do those things.

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 21d ago

Doesn't the soaked bread taste weird?

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u/rad_cadaver 21d ago

Nah. Tastes like pond water and fish poop. Two of my favorite flavors 😃

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 21d ago

You wouldn't happen to be an undercover drone, would you?

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u/void_juice 21d ago

I could have sworn this was the plot of a Regular Show episode

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u/Voix786 21d ago

Rumbling, rumbling!

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 21d ago

Isn't bread horrible for them?

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 20d ago

It's like junk food