r/BoomersBeingFools 17d ago

Foolish Fun Do you think Joe Biden would do this?

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u/mmbg78 17d ago

No, because he didn’t do performative bs daily.

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u/Unfair_Tonight_9797 17d ago

I just love the “gulf of America” map in the background. It’s like my 5 year old drawing a picture and hanging it on the fridge.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 17d ago

Good lord what is she hiding in that giant burnt straw wig of hers? It’s not a large brain I know that much.

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u/Cthulunatic 17d ago

I was wondering if anyone else noticed her oddly shaped head.

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u/SchmartestMonkey 17d ago

In a drawing class years ago, I learned that most people’s eyes are far closer to the vertical center of their face than most people expect. It’s one reason why people’s firsts attempts at drawing faces tend to look odd.

I’m noticing this isn’t true with a lot of people in Trumps orbit. High-set eyes. Small ‘brain boxes’?

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u/Phog_of_War 17d ago

It's FAS.

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u/niamhara 17d ago

It’s where she keeps her evil.

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u/ExtensionMagazine288 17d ago

xenomorph head ass 

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u/Raballo 17d ago

Self hate.

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u/Jifeeb 17d ago

His fucking hair. Lol. It’s levitating.

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u/Yeeslander 17d ago

His fucking hair

Reminds me of my favorite rebuttal to Republicans claiming they can reign in his chaotic PR (during his first administration, anyway)--"That is not the hair of a man who takes advice."

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u/AdPuzzleheaded3436 17d ago

The wig wants to escape. Can you blame it?

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u/jhguth 17d ago

Just 2 people with normal hair

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u/Ok_Information427 17d ago

Why does Biden live rent free in his head?

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u/Cthulunatic 17d ago

We all know she’s got an alien shaped head and that’s why her hair looks like that right?

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u/Due_Speaker_2829 17d ago

It’s true. She’s got a xenomorph cock head under there.

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u/Cthulunatic 17d ago

lolol ya nailed it!

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u/Pin-Up-Paggie Xennial 17d ago

Trump still doesn’t know what it is.

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u/GrailQuestPops 17d ago

I want to know what the actual painting is haha, but this edit is fantastic.

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u/Due_Speaker_2829 17d ago

It’s the Declaration of Independence

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u/Idontfeelold-much 17d ago

A copy of it. But I’m sure they tell him it’s real.

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u/ConfusedTraveler658 17d ago

You know damn well he’s telling everyone, “this is the real one, they wanted to put in a replica and I said No way. Not happening. I’m Donald Trump. I get the real declaration of rights”

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u/Idontfeelold-much 17d ago

“Declaration of Rights”. I laughed too hard at that

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u/ConfusedTraveler658 17d ago

Thank you. Have a great day!

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u/FUNKYDISCO 17d ago

yah, got to be a copy because he might find crayons and we can never be too careful. Do you think they childproofed the outlets? I'm sorta not kidding.

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u/Idontfeelold-much 17d ago

Given the age of the White House, it’s one shorted-out Diet Coke button away from burning to the ground.

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u/regnimalia 17d ago

He heard there was a treasure map on the back, written in lemon juice

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u/lousyatgolf 17d ago

I love how that awful woman has to pretend she’s impressed

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u/seeclick8 17d ago

Ingrahams hair looks like that weight loss evangelist scam artist, Gwen Shamblin Lara.

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u/Martyrotten 17d ago

No. Because Biden has taste. Looked better with the curtains over it.

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u/AdExtreme4813 17d ago

Of course he wouldn't do that! Biden's  got a working brain & empathy.

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u/cilvher-coyote Xennial 17d ago

Holy Fuck!

I hate having a brain and sometimes wish I could head stupid as MAGAts cause ignorance is apperently bliss and letting all the intrusive thoughts win on a daily basis. Theres no hope for these "people". 🤦

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces 17d ago

No because he was too busy actually working

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u/chadwick_witherspoon 17d ago

When you watch The Brutalist once.

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u/NMB4Christmas 17d ago

I read "Joe Biden" as "Joe Bdden" at first. Was confused as hell. 😂😂

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u/Local_Sugar8108 17d ago

He makes it convenient to wipe his large ass on it.

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u/sohcordohc 17d ago

Joe Biden obsessed, it’s love! Nah he’s too in love with himself to care about anything else

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u/YarItsDrivinMeNuts 17d ago

She summed it up perfectly… wow

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u/2dark2light 17d ago

He bashes Biden. But why didn’t he reveal it in his first term lol what a piece of shit. But this made me laugh so hard.

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u/Covitards4Christ 17d ago

What sort of alien species has helmet head like her?

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u/piperonyl 17d ago

Shes a soulless piece of shit but she isn't stupid.

You have wonder, what the fuck is she thinking?

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u/BigMax 17d ago

The answer to this question is "I'm not sure, but I know he would never be SO insecure that he'd use the hanging up of a painting as a way to attack his predecessors. Mr Trump, why are you so incredibly insecure, even after winning, and standing inside the white house as the most powerful man in the world? Is there anything you could ever get that would make you less insecure?"

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u/ScorpionTrance 17d ago

Penis implants???

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u/SAKURARadiochan 17d ago

if you bothered to look at this subreddit before posting you'd see at least 1 other thread about this

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u/turkey0535 17d ago

Absolutely not. He had more class than that Unlike orange man

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u/SamHandwichIV 17d ago

It’s got a cover so that they close it when they ignore it.

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u/shortda59 17d ago

Biden has dropped bombs on displaced Palestinians for 16 months in aiding Netanyahu and the IDF with your tax dollars. We don't have time for this performative nonsense.

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u/ScorpionTrance 17d ago

I agree with you. I'm not an American.