r/itsroger 6h ago

Steele Johnson: Olympic Diver, abstract artist, and erotic birdwatcher.

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23 Upvotes

r/itsroger 14h ago

Logan Stankoven, Canadian hockey player and BO enthusiast

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75 Upvotes

r/itsroger 8h ago

Button Gwinnett: Founding Father, Invader of Florida, Owner of the record for the most valuable signature and the originator of the phrase "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean"

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17 Upvotes

r/itsroger 1d ago

The Honorable Judge David Marcel Fleischer, finely tailored hand of justice, globe collector and Jewish-Chilean Texan, how do you do?

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386 Upvotes

r/itsroger 1d ago

Johnny Dickshot, people call me ugly but I've got a magnetic personality thanks to the metal plate in my head.

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146 Upvotes

r/itsroger 2d ago

Dean Ween- American rock god and Jersey Shore boat captain. I’ve been ranked 32nd best fishing captain and 39th best guitarist in Jersey. Damn Springsteen barely edged me out of the top slot.

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221 Upvotes

r/itsroger 3d ago

Michael Onions - Nissan salesman, vegetarian

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267 Upvotes

r/itsroger 3d ago

Guy Cocker, tech expert and adult film star

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122 Upvotes

r/itsroger 4d ago

Gunnarwolfe Fontaine expert deker, destroyer of the goalie's 5 hole, and team junk inspector at your service.

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87 Upvotes

r/itsroger 5d ago

Val Kilmer, former children’s birthday party Batman impersonator, also known as the Iceman to certain demographics, now start chopping!

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312 Upvotes

r/itsroger 5d ago

Lake Bacher, MLB pitcher originally from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater (accreditation pending.) "I need this head shot done now! If you wait anymore, I'm going to cause a rain delay in my pants if you know what I mean.

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30 Upvotes

r/itsroger 11d ago

Mike McClelland, Jasper Mall security. Sometimes he’s Australian, sometimes he’s southern. But he keeps that mall pristine at all times.

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274 Upvotes

r/itsroger 14d ago

Sgt Mike Lowalmiatombski, 15 yr career officer, avid model plane builder, filter feeding whale cosplayer

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1.8k Upvotes

r/itsroger 13d ago

Reupload: James Bobo fay 20 year veteran bigfoot hunter and maverick gas station enthusiast. Feed your wild side!!

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60 Upvotes

r/itsroger 14d ago

Bonar Law, British Prime Minster, lettuce Outlaster and hater of the Irish

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100 Upvotes

r/itsroger 14d ago

Patrizia Valduga: Italian erotic poet and sex lecturer

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157 Upvotes

r/itsroger 16d ago

Eduards Tralmaks…one time he was in Chex LeMeneux for 3 whole minutes…How? He’s fast.

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32 Upvotes

r/itsroger 17d ago

Carl-Oskar Bohlon: Swedish nuclear war survival expert! I have an underground bunker filled with drums of lingonberry jam. But that's for something else.

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186 Upvotes

r/itsroger 18d ago

Jonah Falcon, 52, man with world's biggest penis and amateur sous chef. Could never satisfy Helen Mirren, although Liam Neeson didn't have any complaints.

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391 Upvotes

r/itsroger 18d ago

Allen Ginsberg!! OG beatnik poet and LSD pioneer! I’m also a big fan of teen boys, if you couldn’t tell by my face. I tried to make it the civil rights movement of the 1970s.

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137 Upvotes

r/itsroger 18d ago

Don Engebretson, renegade gardner/novelist. I plant what I want, where I want, and how I want. Read all about it in my new book, "Roots."

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34 Upvotes

r/itsroger 18d ago

Alastair Duncan, castle seller! I missed an audition to play “A British Person” on South Park so I could sell a summer home to the king of Spain.

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20 Upvotes

r/itsroger 19d ago

George Ntavoutian, world record setter for riding my bike around a loopty-loop AND making helmets look cool. Try saying my name, you can’t. I can’t even say it.

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51 Upvotes

r/itsroger 19d ago

Matt Ritchtman, American winner, full time sinner. My secret to winning? I used a car. Way faster.

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76 Upvotes

r/itsroger 20d ago

Richard Lovelady: Former Adult Film Star turned MLB Pitcher. After an incident alleging the mixing of genital lubricants with narcotics, Dick, as he's known to his friends, turned to the one place lacing your fluids with drugs is encouraged, Major League Baseball

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87 Upvotes