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u/Ella-W00 2d ago
But when I do, I will walk over your boobs, sing the song of my people and sneeze in you face. Repeatedly…
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u/stoned_seahorse 1d ago
My cat comes in my room at about 4 am and wakes me up so I can let her out to "go to work".
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u/MedicineAnnual9199 2d ago
Nah. Mine’s an every two hours kinda guy.