r/Catmemes • u/PlopTopDropTop • 1d ago

Gimme

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/Able-Tangelo8480 1d ago

1325….hold up!

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Rats 😡

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u/Rektifium 15h ago

Rats? I was rats once.

They locked me in a rubber.

A room rubber.

A room rubber with crazy.

And crazy makes me rats.

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 1d ago

4347 9283 6554 1320 667 11/29

Did I do it right?

247

u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Yup you sure did nice to meet you ! Don’t be alarmed at the 5 purchases for bean bag chairs and Arizona teas that have been made

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 1d ago

Aw yis I love Arizonas

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Hell yeah I just ordered them and shipped them to the entirety of Arizona ! Arizonas for Arizona !

59

u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 1d ago

It feels so silly to be a cat :]

8

u/SoloSurvivor889 1d ago

Are you sitting on a beanbag chair, naked, eating Cheetos?

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Mmmmmmaybeeeee

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 1d ago

We are about to find out

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Checks bank statement “what’s this probiller brazzers charge?”

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u/zmurds40 1d ago

42069…. Wait….

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Keep going 📝

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u/izzy_961 1d ago

No u

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

8675309 🎶

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u/Sodali0550 1d ago

i was trying to remember the string of numbers to that song... didnt they have to out of service that number or something because people kept calling lol

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u/Zandoms42 1d ago

curse thee for the earworm

35

u/BubatzAhoi 1d ago

7496 2447 9702 1628

870

05/26

Card is unlimited, feel free to use for the next 24 hours 👍

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Just need the name , address, your blood type, and what you had for dinner next !

25

u/BubatzAhoi 1d ago

Geoff Bleekman

Winter Street 12

A-

Pizza and Mozzarella Sticks

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u/jetba1ck 1d ago

666. That's all my card Says IDK

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

👀🫣

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u/iJon_v2 1d ago

You just know someone is seeing this and trying all of the fake numbers in the comments.

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Nope dammit ! Not this one either 😡

15

u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Wow one of those actually worked 🤯

5

u/Free_Rasalhague 1d ago

Wait really?!

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Yup one kind sir furnished for me a Gucci bucket had and a brand new pair of snakeskin cowboy boots

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u/Miyamoto2135 1d ago

694205- Hol up!

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u/Jacgaur 1d ago

0118 999 881 999 119 725 … [long pause] 3

Am I doing it right?

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u/HeyEveryItsFlo 1d ago

I understood that reference

5

u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes you’re doing great ! You’re so good at this keep going

5

u/Jun1p3rs 1d ago
  • Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a personal data breach that has broken out at the premises of... no, that's too formal.
  • [deletes text, starts again]
  • Moss: Scammer - exclamation mark - personal data breach - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
  • [sigh of relief]

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u/sixninefortytwo 20h ago

My inmediate thought lol

11

u/_Afineegg_ 1d ago

4565 7890 4513 6718
512

05/29

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u/Kitchen_Ad3555 1d ago

İ hope to god this isnt real

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u/Viablemorgan 1d ago

And I hope it is

8

u/Raketka123 1d ago

01101111 01101011 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100

that all I can see on my card, hope it helps

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

Neo that you ?

7

u/ElementalPaladin 1d ago

Seeing the binary has given me the urge to try to translate it, but I should be going to bed

2

u/Raketka123 1d ago

weigh your choices :3

2

u/Hacker_Girll 1d ago

It says "ok, that was pretty good"

3

u/PlopTopDropTop 14h ago

Damn it actually did !

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 1d ago

Not today Satan!!

2

u/jetba1ck 1d ago

I have his card 🤭

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u/TrashRacc96 1d ago

8675309

420

06/90

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

The ultimate numbers

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u/Gamebeast940 1d ago

2357 6153 8756 1928 905 8/28 (p.s. am I a silly kitty now?) :3

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

The silliest

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u/austinstar08 1d ago

Nice try fbi

5

u/Tr3v0r007 1d ago

4206 9420 6942 0694

Yes I have the humor of a middle schooler how could you tell?

3

u/jtcordell2188 1d ago

0000 0000 0000 0000 000 00/00

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u/annoying_dragon 1d ago

2 , a funny name i must say

3

u/mediamatze 1d ago

Nice try 😉

3

u/bravelittleslytherin 1d ago

Can I give you my social and ID number instead? I don't really trust anyone with my credit card number

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u/ttayw2cool 1d ago

Nice try diddy

2

u/Dead_birdChan 1d ago
  1. 2627. 8220 7165. 991. 06/25

Hey buddy

2

u/TheSpartan_ITA 1d ago

I don't have a silly cat name 😔

2

u/Alytology 1d ago

1 2 3 4 5

No, wait, that's the combination of my luggage.

2

u/Lightflay 1d ago

I have that same combination on my planetary atmosphere dome!

2

u/pridebun 1d ago

Joke on you I only have debit caed

2

u/Soloberrk 1d ago

Que cojones es un crédito

2

u/SpiceySweetnSour 1d ago

Someone let their cat on the Internet again

2

u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 14h ago

8675309–fuck you

2

u/PlopTopDropTop 14h ago

Name the time and the place malady

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u/Jinzo126 1d ago

Sorry i don't own a Credit Card.

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

It’s ok your routing numbers will suffice !

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u/Jinzo126 1d ago

What is that?

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u/Kathrette 1d ago

Should... mods do something? Are people actually posting their factual card information? I don't know how to feel about these comments. 😭

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u/TheWappa Official Moderator Account 1d ago

None of them are real. Dont worry. we carefully look at all comments and maybe try them out. Who knows.

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

And maybe got a few more bean bag chairs

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

🤫🤫🤫🤫donworry, the real Juan’s came to my dm

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u/Disastrous_Button440 1d ago

17384759384389398393

1

u/StacyLadle 1d ago

0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3

1

u/Unhappy_Wishbone_551 1d ago

6666 7777 6666 666 6/26

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u/N7_Warden 1d ago

Hold up would be the name

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u/Mrbuttboi 1d ago

6969696969

1

u/Mrbuttboi 1d ago

6875309 25 or 624 6969 4/20

1

u/disturbingyourpeace 1d ago

8675 3098 0082 6969 911 4/20

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u/Primary_Literature45 1d ago

3166090510376571.374.2089/3/18 i no have it so i use my moms

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

I love your moms name

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u/UltraViolentWomble 18h ago

1234 7946 2748 9907

228

09/26

Not mine but if this is anyone's details then just go back to bed because this clearly isn't gonna be your day

EDIT: OH SHIT, I AM SO SORRY MR J PETERSON 💀

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u/BubbleSlime1056 18h ago

6969 6969 6969 6969 123 30/32

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u/scarheart_memes 1h ago

6666 66666 6 66644 66/66

Such an odd name

1

u/Infinite-Donut-4482 1h ago

6968 4200 6942 6869 420 26/09 is this correct?

1

u/Camcat_56 1h ago

3615 1799 5898 6143

02/29

372

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u/yuru2323 1d ago

6743 5698 ...... Hold on a sec.......... 🤔🤔🤔

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u/PlopTopDropTop 1d ago

You can just dm me if you’re shy

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u/yuru2323 1d ago

Aww thanks you're so nice. 🤗🤗🤗