r/Catswhoyell • u/dollyparton4eva • Jan 05 '25

Video brushing = assassination attempt

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u/dollyparton4eva Jan 05 '25

clearly I am trying to MURDER her

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Jan 05 '25

I should think so. You need to be kept in your place. You exist only to serve her, as I exist only to serve my little Scout. I am called upon to worship and adore her multiple times a day, and woe betide me should I become remiss in those duties. I have the scars to prove it.

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u/dollyparton4eva Jan 05 '25

We live to serve 🫡

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Jan 05 '25

We do, but we're the lucky ones. We have been Chosen. I got my little Scout after a cancer diagnosis in 2020 when she was just a kitten. I'm so bonded to her it is painful to spend a night away. She's just this little steady source of love, who thrives on my telling her how perfect she is. She loves to be admired, and in turn, I have a little warm furry spirit always nearby who snuggles more and more the older she gets, and occasionally looks at me with such love in her eyes I start wondering if there's someone else standing behind me...Colin Firth or someone. I can't remember LBC (life before cats).