r/Catswithjobs • u/TopResponsibility731 • 1d ago

Full-time Bunny groomer

Bunny groomer

7.3k Upvotes

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u/darkdaysolstice 1d ago

"Let me love you."

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u/Reas0n 1d ago

He’s like, “Alright, step one is you put your bunny in a full-nelson. You really gotta lock the elbows. Choke him out if you need to. Make em go to sleep. It’ll make the rest really easy.”

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 22h ago

The cat's headlock reminds me Bugs BunnyDaffy Duck & Abominable Snowman Cat, lol

Cat: "I will name him George & hug him..." 🙀

https://youtu.be/4aoqCCb3vBI

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u/Guiltyrajh 12h ago

Hahaha is that a song from where again?

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u/ToxInjection 2h ago

You may be thinking of "Let Me Love You" by DJ Snake, featuring Justin Bieber!

That's where my mind went first, at least 😊

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u/Chiparish84 1d ago

Bunny's face "Am I a meal or a pet?"

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u/GuzzleNGargle 1d ago

So true, the cat has a vice grip on the bunny’s neck. Big wild cats lick their prey down before they eat them. When my cat licks me this much it’s usually followed by a love bite 😺.

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u/_Wystery_ 9h ago

TIL thank you! Been having cats around my whole life and always wondered why they get aggressive out of nowhere, even tho I was getting kisses and love just moments before.

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u/GuzzleNGargle 7h ago

Cats are the ultimate little cute ninja assassins! We really are their slaves.

Also if your cats go outside, when they bring back a piece of their kill it’s to remind us this could be you. If they bring back living prey they think you’re an idiot and trying to teach you to hunt. Our bed is on the floor because that’s where my cat would deposit the geckos that squeeze thru the lanai 😭😼.

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u/ALoungerAtTheClubs 1d ago

Cat: "porque no los dos"

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u/skytheraiders 1d ago

Fun fact: Rabbits let themselves be licked to show dominance. Cats lick to show dominance. Gifs like this are an endless loop of "No, I'm in charge. No, I'm in charge."

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u/FeuerroteZora 1d ago

I think it's more like "Yesss, I'm in charge" / "Yesssss, I'm in charge." There are no contradictions here!

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u/AlpacaTraffic 1d ago

Given that the Orange has Peter Rabbit in a headlock in sure he's not confused with the arrangement haha

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 8h ago

Yes, IM in charge. Yes, IM in charge.

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u/babygotbooksandback 1d ago

That bunny looks so resigned to this. "Well fine, I guess."

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u/PGGABC 1d ago

Cat: Little does he know that in the past he was my ancestors' snack

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 1d ago

Generational snacking

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u/PGGABC 1d ago

Hmm it tastes good

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u/MissMaxdalena 1d ago

“Sir, ehem, sir coughs and heavy breathing this is lovely but would you mind letting go just a fraction of your grip? I’m seeing darkness on the edge of my vision”

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u/firedmyass 1d ago edited 23h ago

that just a rabbit-lollipop with fewer steps

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1d ago

"if u move, I BITE"

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u/rizzosaurusrhex 1d ago

confirmed my cat does this with my hand

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u/Interesting_Pause_76 1d ago

Kitty and Bunny, being best friends!

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u/Hungry_Cheesecake_48 13m ago

TOGETHER FOREVER THE FUN NEVER ENDS 💖

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u/fiernze222 22h ago

Bunny and Kitty being best friends

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u/Interesting_Pause_76 20h ago

Dang I got the song lyrics wrong just a couple comments up!

Together forever, the fun never ends!

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u/AdamRoss81 17h ago

I give it two more days until we see a new r/natureismetal

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u/HINDBRAIN 11h ago

Rabbit might be too big to trigger the cat's instincts, hopefully.

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u/FoxySarah71 1d ago

Jus checkin to see whevver bunny is tasty. Can confirm! Re-oww!

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u/Mocker-Poker 21h ago

Yeah you’ve got to take it slow and enjoy your meal…I mean friend

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u/androidguy50 1d ago

Awwww!!! 🥰 🤗

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u/KaijuKatt 23h ago

Always helps to have a pal with a bristly tongue when you can't reach your ears.

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u/Just_Diamond_8967 22h ago

I can’t seem to take my eyes off this cute video, I think I’ve never seen anything more beautiful in a long time. This video calms me down🥹❤️

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u/alligatorchronicles 20h ago

Grooming or marinating?

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u/MagicPigeonToes 15h ago

I can’t handle this level of cuteness, it’s too pure for this world

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u/OkCheek5047 14h ago

Bro has grabbed him from his neck

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u/terminalxposure 11h ago

Mmmmmm…just one lick for taste…no one needs to know

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u/Ok-Annual-9054 11h ago

damn he got that bi in a chokehold

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u/Sorry_Cry2464 21h ago

this is so adorable wtf

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u/brungoo 18h ago

Promotions for them both 😭❤️

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u/Guiltyrajh 12h ago

Bunny: "Am I a good pet?" Cat: Licks

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 22h ago

Now that's the kind of dedication you need 4 lucky rabbits feet to wind up with

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u/pzshx2002 20h ago

Love the beginning like the cat licks on cue lol.

"Alright orange, action!"

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u/catdiction 20h ago

Heart melted

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u/SaturnSociety 18h ago

My cats would be eating this cute bunny. :( You’ve a good kitty.

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u/iamseisei 13h ago

The bunny is chilling haha

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u/treespiritvision 12h ago

Perhaps it won't take long for the rabbit to become bald. A joke from China

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u/Za_Dio_Brando 8h ago

Car wash

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u/texxflexx 3h ago

Shhhh, just let it happen....