r/ConservativeKiwi • u/automatomtomtim Maggie Barry • Aug 30 '22
Zee Bugs 🐛 you will be happy
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/810770/macro-cricket-protein-powder10
u/wildtunafish Pam the good time stealer Aug 30 '22
Need protein to get gainz, but also want to out woke your fuck boi gym buddies?
Do I have a solution for you..
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u/noVAIDSforme New Guy Aug 30 '22
Anyone keen for some parasites? Then eats your bugs every day, 5+ a day, every day.
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u/uramuppet Culturally Unsafe Aug 30 '22
For parasites, it needs to change to 5million+ a day
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u/noVAIDSforme New Guy Aug 30 '22
Source please?
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u/uramuppet Culturally Unsafe Aug 31 '22
I'm an expert (accredited single source of truth)
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u/noVAIDSforme New Guy Aug 31 '22
Instead of taking your word for it, I think I'll just keep away from leftys, as they are likely to have monkey pox, aids and/or parasites..
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u/itsabrandnewme Aug 30 '22
All the weavils
So many exoshells
And they all go in the blend
In the blender for my buglife
Buglife!
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u/funtimefriends03 Aug 31 '22
Can we get a gutteral version please
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u/itsabrandnewme Sep 03 '22
Aaaaaaaalllll the weeeavuls
Sooo many exoshulls
And they allll go in blend
In the blenda for my, bug life.....
Barg Lyfe
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Aug 30 '22 edited Aug 31 '22
Grass fed whey powder is about 3 months from being called a white supremacist dog whistle.
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u/winduptuesday Cis Maori bigot male Aug 31 '22
You on some cum whey powder or something? I'll stick to getting my whey powder from cows
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Aug 31 '22
..... what?
EDIT: Well that was unfortunately Freudian - I looked at my tub of grass fed and my brain added "beef"... Biggest brain in town right here.
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u/Deathtruth Aug 31 '22
Ill bet the majority of people wont care its in their food and just shrug, that will be our downfall. We need a kids movie produced to scare people from eating this shit. Something like "chicken run" or "a bugs life". Personify these little dudes, make people reject it!
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u/writtenword Aug 30 '22
This subreddit is about a week from calling those disclaimers that products may contain crushed insects a WEF conspiracy.
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u/NewZealanders4Love Not a New Guy Aug 30 '22
The only good bug is a
dead bugbug not in my food.1
u/writtenword Aug 30 '22
If they're anything like Moreton Bay Bugs then they're all good in my book. More for me.
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u/redlight_green_light New Guy Aug 31 '22
Birds have been programmed to eat insects for centuries purely to convince us that insects are edible.
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u/BlueCoconutz69 New Guy Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22
Y'all seen how McNuggets are made? Some bugs actually aren't that bad, I ate mopane worms in Zimbabwe and they were all good. It's a pretty viable food source.
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u/automatomtomtim Maggie Barry Aug 31 '22
Y'all .... No one has ever accused macdonalds of being real food
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u/BlueCoconutz69 New Guy Aug 31 '22
That makes no sense. If you can eat it and it provides nutrition how can it not be real food?
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u/automatomtomtim Maggie Barry Aug 31 '22
Macdonalds dosnt provide nutrition.
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u/BlueCoconutz69 New Guy Aug 31 '22
But it does though...you could in princple live off of McDonalds...
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u/HowardBealeWins New Guy Aug 30 '22
This is like the scene in a western when they shoot at your feet and make you dance. Its just for their amusement. Imagine actually eating bugs. Its over for you at that point
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u/discon-nected Aug 30 '22 edited Aug 30 '22
Bill Gates invests in vaccines: You will take these vaccines
Bill Gates invests in bug farms: You will eat zee bugz because no more farms