r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/whizzyapper • 5d ago

Video how cheating dice work

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u/Western-Low4883 5d ago

I have over 100 space orks. I’m not fucking about with this many dice just to hit a few more times 

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u/raaneholmg 5d ago

Oh, yea you can simply convince the space orks that the dice are loaded and they will start rolling better.

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u/Piratedan200 5d ago

"DIS ONE WORKS BETTA WHEN I SHAKES IT TREE TIMES INSTEADA TWO TIMES!"

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u/raaneholmg 5d ago

Proceeds to average a roll of 4.3 with this new groundbreaking 3-shakes technology.

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u/whatproblems 4d ago

paint it green green is lucky like red is faster

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u/TheGaslighter9000X 5d ago

If you play orks, you’re already not serious about winning tho

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u/wekilledbambi03 5d ago

New More Dakka detachment is taking all podiums in a bunch of tournaments lately. And these dice would be 100% useful for this detachment rule (crit hits give 2 extra hits).