r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Video Total human volume on earth might be less than what you’d expect

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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago

Yes officer the person with this account over here

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u/rzr-12 1d ago

Disturbing. And interesting. 100% weird.

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u/DavidM47 1d ago edited 1d ago

This dude is great and has done the best JFK magic bullet tutorial that I’ve seen. (Link)

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u/sickblackhawk 1d ago

That’s a one spicy meatball

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u/kb31976 1d ago

Jeffrey Dahmer would like to know more about the human meatball.

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u/IA324 1d ago

Well... That is... Interesting?

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u/Mexicali76 1d ago

That meatball would taste like shit.

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u/Rivas-al-Yehuda 1d ago

You prefer nuggets? Me too

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u/sp0okyboogie 1d ago

There would be a lot of hairs in there...

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u/AlternativeNature402 1d ago

Man...I did not need to think about that...

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u/Difficult_Figure9052 1d ago

as if the video itself wasnt bad enough already 😂

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u/schattie-george 1d ago

Don't give them ideas

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u/Bot-Magnet 1d ago

I feel like we are already in the blender...

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u/Altruistic_Owl1461 1d ago

That’s a lot of meat

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u/SideshowMelsHairbone 1d ago

Is 125 really the global median weight?

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u/VictorianWitch69 1d ago

Sorry, we skewed it some.

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u/IusedtoloveStarWars 1d ago

But what about a meat cube?

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u/Extreme714 1d ago

Science!

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u/mbeedm 1d ago

it is a shame no one could taste it

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u/VictorianWitch69 1d ago

…🤨📸

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u/ExpertRegister1353 1d ago

Save some people for the sauce!

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u/Difficult_Figure9052 1d ago

what the hell is this??? like what THEE entire FUCK.. IS this? 💀

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u/turbopro25 1d ago

Who the fuck thinks of this shit.

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u/joe-re 1d ago

And how many nvidia clusters can run in the energy? Enough to produce a depressingly realistic simulation of this earth, while still offering an AI version of a good steak?

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u/SufficientSoft3876 1d ago

a half a mile wide?
ugh I don't understand. It needs to be in football fields or 747 wingspans, anything but distance measurements.

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u/Party_Ad5129 1d ago

Must become one with the meatball. 👁️👄👁️

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u/high-evasion 1d ago

it's ONLY a half-mile diameter of compressed flesh and bone! a mote of dust in an insignificant universe!

..also isn't this what happened in End of Evangelion? with less weird abrahamic symbolism?

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u/Weekly-Sun7992 1d ago

That’sa spicy meatball!

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u/EmileTheDevil9711 1d ago

So Splatoon actually makes sense.

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u/Ok_Bill227 1d ago

This seems like a solid plan

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u/dheffe01 1d ago

For god sake use the metric system

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u/HalfDayArmy 1d ago

This thought has never crossed my mind, thanks.

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u/Past_Distribution144 1d ago

Found the alien planning to eat us. Meatball form is an odd choice, might be better fried.

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u/Dazug 1d ago

It's large as a percentage, though.

Of all mammal biomass, humans make up 34%. Livestock take up another 62%. Crazily enough, wild mammals are only 4% of mammal biomass.