r/DivorcedBirds • u/whiskyzulu Twice Divorced • 4d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Bellisima was heartbroken. Thomas had left her for some dumb cluck called Patrice, who worked in his same office. She started to suspect his "I have to work late" excuses as "I'm banging someone in accounting." She served him with papers and went on vacation to a month-long spa in the Bahamas.
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u/rydzaj5d 2d ago
Bellisima, take the time to heal on the beach, in the sunshine. Just donβt go braiding your hair. So many women do that, and look silly. Stay your gentle self.
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u/2ndL No Spring Chicken 3d ago
Bellisma, take off that ugly blue ring. Then you'd feel bellisima again.