r/DivorcedBirds Twice Divorced 4d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Bellisima was heartbroken. Thomas had left her for some dumb cluck called Patrice, who worked in his same office. She started to suspect his "I have to work late" excuses as "I'm banging someone in accounting." She served him with papers and went on vacation to a month-long spa in the Bahamas.

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u/2ndL No Spring Chicken 3d ago

Bellisma, take off that ugly blue ring. Then you'd feel bellisima again.

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u/whiskyzulu Twice Divorced 3d ago

But it was Tiffany! πŸ˜‚

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u/whiskyzulu Twice Divorced 4d ago

Thank you, wolfsongpmvs, for the inspiration! 😍🦚

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u/rydzaj5d 2d ago

Bellisima, take the time to heal on the beach, in the sunshine. Just don’t go braiding your hair. So many women do that, and look silly. Stay your gentle self.