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Well, hello, Fella. I feel like that is one hell of a flirtatious Eagle. I feel like. Wow. I am one sexy-ass bird, and he knows it. We're going out on Friday.
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Caric was a cheap bastard with a gambling habit and a penchant for drinking and sleeping around. To pay Heather so she could take care of the kids would seriously put his party money in jeopardy. As he lamented, Heather was getting more and more spiteful.
She decided to check the Powerball lottery ticket numbers. She had found $1.00 outside the grocery store, and she decided to use it to do something she had never done before.
As she checked on the numbers, she blinked slowly. 5-14-7-62-12 with the Powerball number of 2.
She reread the numbers on her ticket. She looked again at the winning numbers.
Heather was the single winner of $54 million dollars.
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This is probably for Ramadan! Those are beautiful!!!
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Right? That exactly what I proclaimed aloud!
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This is the one to follow!
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Totally like a wee plague mask!
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WHAT! I need this recipe! OMG, that's amazing!
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Good heavens, we are FLUFFY!!!!!
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While Carla was on the run, she had a massive following of all sorts calling for, "Justice for Carla!" which became a hashtag and a tee, along with ballcaps. Carla was the sneaky source behind these and started raking in the cash on merch, which was helping to pay her, for the moment, legal fees.
Her attorney was a complete dick. All he wanted was her money and kept dragging her along for a ride that she was not excited to be on. She thought to herself, "Ron's gone. What about Dick?" She knew he was taking advantage of her.
With a new dye job and identity, she came after Dick.
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For you, @AMCb95 and PeacefulOldSoul51! 🦤😍
r/DivorcedBirds • u/whiskyzulu • 1d ago
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You've got it, u/AMCb95, I'm on it! BRB!
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(Okay, u/SpotMama now we have to create that site just because it's hilarious!)
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That is one intense-looking chicken. Like, it's contemplating its hostile takeover of planet EARTH.
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I would just move in. That's too cool!
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I'm going to need to have that chicken in my life immediately!
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I feel judged and scared.
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WHOA!!!!
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MEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Floof-a-Saurus-Rex!
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Sarah wasn't interested in dating. The divorce was hard on her and the kids. Corbin had cheated on Sarah for years and only married her to unlock his inheritance from his trust fund. She, on the other hand, was in love with Corbin and was salty about being used.
As she was out waddling with Peter and William, she physically ran into Holmes.
"I'm so sorry," they both said in unison, then blushing crimson. He was with his children Wednesday, Sigrid, and their pet toad named Carl. Peter and William immediately started playing with Wednesday, Sigrid, and Carl the toad. Sarah couldn't help but notice how handsome Holmes was. He was wearing pants too short for him and funny socks and Birkenstocks.
Holmes couldn't help but notice how elegant Sarah was. She looked like a runway model but was wearing too short of pants and funny socks with Birkenstocks. They blushed harder, both awkward as hell.
Within a week, they were engaged.
Within a month, they were married.
Six months later, they got three more toads, and Sarah became pregnant with a flock.
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I'm already the crazy bird lady. I'll just lean into it and get a weird hat.
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Refugee pic from foodporn Homemade Dill Havarti cheese
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WHOA. YOU MADE DILL HAVARTI (SCREAMS FOR EMPHASIS ALL IN CAPS)? My God. I am in love. Also, screw those other guys. You made havarti. I want to marry you. EDIT ADD: Holy, sh*t, Todd. You are in the PNW! I am now following you on the Insta's, mate!