r/DivorcedBirds • u/whiskyzulu • 3h ago

Angry Bird Divorce Finian didn't spend 12 years in school getting a triple-PhD in mathematics, theoretical physics, and cardiovascular thoracics just to be another pretty face. "I want a divorce!" he told his vapid wife Carmen, who only wanted him for his seriously rockin' bod. She gasped. "But the sex!" she cried.

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52 Upvotes
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Entire_Resolution_36 • 1h ago

Sarah was absolutely thriving after the divorce. She was still as gorgeous as ever, and had full custody of the kids.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 14h ago

Jake's Ex was quite conservative, and thought dancing was the work of the devil. Now free and having fun on the prowl again, Jake hasn't forgotten any of his sexy, devilish dance floor moves.

270 Upvotes
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/whiskyzulu • 1h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Spencer Carlton the III was a fop and dandy. After losing his wife to his butler Alfred, he hunted for a new dame to share his castle with. Sure, there were plenty of chicks out there, but he needed a refined princess. That's when he met Crystal, a glorious stripper at the PFF Club. He was screwed.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 14h ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Rosie was so excited her divorce was finalized, she started tap dancing and clapped her hands over her head, singing Hallelujah! Photo by Dean Fleischman Roseate Spoonbill

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 19h ago

It had been years since the divorce and Cecilia had not had any desire to see Giacomo again, but when fate somehow brought them together on that random branch in the middle of nowhere it was like 2003 prom night all over again.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/afeeney • 19h ago

Sophie was sure that Mike would be on the next bus back into town, but didn't want to appear too eager. Waiting with her back turned was a decent compromise, she decided.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 21h ago

Steve had tried to have a "normal" relationship for years, and it hadn't exactly worked out. This time he knew exactly what he wanted, and he wasn't going to let anyone shame him out of pursuing it.

165 Upvotes
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