r/Eyebleach 1d ago

Snowboarding baby 🏂

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u/Tharrius 1d ago

UH! Literally hundreds of people upvote this shit like OH ISN'T THIS TOTALLY REAL BABY CUTE ON HIS LITTLE SNOWBOARD without even REALIZING that this is Danny DeVito in a costume.

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u/wholetyouinhere 1d ago

It can't be DeVito. The kid is way too tall.

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u/SwollenPoon 1d ago

and not round enough!

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u/dinnerthief 1d ago

The man in the couch?

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 23h ago

What man in the couch?

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u/Aponda 20h ago

Jd vance

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u/Tharrius 16h ago

From "It's always sunny in Philadelphia", where he plays Frank Reynolds. Basically all Danny DeVito memes you might know come from that show. Google "Frank Reynolds in couch" and watch the scene on YouTube. But be warned, it might be a major turn on.

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u/mtmaloney 22h ago

He needs to be pure…

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u/goobuddy 21h ago edited 21h ago

Yeah! That's not who this is. 🙈👀 Have you not seen the trailer for the new Naked Gun?

Just about to transform!

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u/TrainingFilm4296 18h ago

Well I was expecting baby shark, so Danny DeVito is definitely a welcome change.

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u/b3mark 8h ago

Dude lost weight then. Good for him. It doesn't get any easier the older you get.

It'd make a Twins II reunion fun though. Schwarzenegger with the Thor beerbelly and DeVito as ripped as J.K. Simmons in some of his recent movies.

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb 1d ago

Awesome. Although the music makes me want to claw my eardrums out with chopsticks

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u/_PirateWench_ 1d ago

It always amazes me that people hear are just raw dogging their senses with light mode and auto-play.

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u/Devilofchaos108070 1d ago

Yeah I keep my shit always on mute. And no autoplay

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u/JGBarco 16h ago

i got autoplay, but im on dark mode and always muted to start... if i either notice that something had audio ill unmute, or if theres a comment about it, otherwise i mostly dont pay attention to it... i wouldnt have known about it had i not read the comment... also i always mute again before moving on and going to other posts

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u/_PirateWench_ 10h ago

Same except I don’t have auto play. I love it when there are captions so I don’t have to unmute.

If there aren’t it’s a 70/30 chance on me moving on instead of unmuting lol

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u/SgtJayM 1d ago

🤣😂🤣

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u/sleepinghagara 21h ago

It always blows my mind that people make/remake music using a baby voice and think that shit slaps

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 1d ago

Watch to it on mute. It’s a peaceful life.

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u/MoonLioness 21h ago

I've learned to keep vids muted unless told otherwise

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u/GetOffMyCabbages 22h ago

Honestly, yeah....

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u/amperor 22h ago

I liked it lol

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u/Left_Ad_8502 1d ago

You claw things with claws…. Maybe puncture with chopsticks?

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u/Lily_Baxter 1d ago

That baby is already cooler than I could ever hope to be. Shred on, little dude.

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u/LegallyRegarded 1d ago

its never too late. me and the homies are all getting full body animal PJs for a meetup in amsterdam in 2 months. Dont let your dreams be dreams.

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u/Niksune 14h ago

Full body animal PJs... Fursuits ?

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u/JayHat21 10h ago

No silly; PJs, P-Js. Big difference. One’s flannel and polyester and shit, the other’s, like, a mascot suit or something.

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u/LegallyRegarded 5h ago

no. theyre like 35 bucks. not 3 grand.

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u/LordChefChristoph 1d ago

Well that's just freakin adorable.

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u/LordChefChristoph 12h ago

The funny thing is before I went to work I was like "ugh, I guess that's an adorable ankle biter" but after work and a drink or two I'm like "that IS freakin adorable, little shit trying to balance that big ass head in that cute wittle suit".

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u/junkmemefiendy 22h ago

Saw that bunny outfit and thought of the funny and cute rabbits from ff14.. the loporrits. Snowboarding way!

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u/8Frogboy8 1d ago

How do I know that’s not Hazbullah

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u/darkfalzx 1d ago

Is this AI? Nothing about this looks real to me:(

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u/DrCares 1d ago

I think the trick being played is it is sped up. Saw it in a comment the last time it was posted.

If it’s AI, props for not fucking up the buildings in the background or the ski lifts

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u/hypo-osmotic 1d ago

People have already forgotten that videos can be manipulated without the use of generative AI

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u/DrCares 1d ago

I wasn’t even aware of that technology… I genuinely believed that it was always from scratch, TIL

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

Because people who hate AI are always paranoid about it, and on the hunt for it.

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u/hypo-osmotic 1d ago

Well I'm not a huge fan of generative AI myself but I'm also kind of stupid so I'm just sitting here assuming it's real unless someone points it out

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u/cartoon_violence 1d ago

I swear to God people have gone insane. The AI paranoia is making people question reality.

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u/International_Oven90 1d ago

R u a bot?

/s

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u/hasslehawk 1d ago

It's an overreaction, sure. But the tech is rapidly improving. I'd honestly rather people over-react now than be caught off-guard by getting scammed by a realtime deepfake of their relative.

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u/MiffedMoogle 1d ago

That is a real kid(instagram)

Takes like 2 seconds to google it... Also damn, the paranoia of AI in this sub is wild.

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u/ElektroThrow 1d ago

They don’t want to accidentally like something the internet told them to hate, and they can’t tell the difference anymore and it makes them look dumb

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u/MiffedMoogle 1d ago

they can’t tell the difference anymore and it makes them look dumb

Agreed

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u/BlueSonjo 1d ago

Pretty sure it is yeah, there are kids this small doing this stuff but the hip swing at start and the frictionless rotation of the board halfway look very unnatural.

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u/darkfalzx 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bunny ears violently flopping about look really wrong. Also “cute baby doing this insane thing like a pro” is like THE staple of shitty AI videos.

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u/gen_petra 9h ago

What?? It looks like a windy day down a slope.

They been putting the shitty AI voice over cute videos of real kids for a lot longer than they've been mass producing entirely AI videos.

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u/TheRealJones1977 1d ago

Bunny ears violently flopping

You must be watching a different video. Or you just have no idea what "violently" means.

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u/Killy-The-Bid 1d ago

Not AI, too many details that AI has trouble faking.

If it was faked, which I think it was, they used other techniques.

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u/nivek191998 1d ago

It's a baby with wicked control? Nothing looks ai about this

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u/tacocollector2 1d ago

It’s sped up, the baby does not have that wicked of control.

Still better than me tho.

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u/nivek191998 1d ago

True I didn't notice that. But same Im not nearly that slick..

Take my tacos😔🫱🌮🌮🌮

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u/tacocollector2 1d ago

Mwahaha my collection grows 😈

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u/aUniqueNameIndeed 12h ago

What makes you say it’s sped up? It does not appear that way when looking at the people in the background, movements appear very normal

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u/tacocollector2 12h ago

I’ve seen the original, it’s much slower

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u/Attempt-989 1d ago

I hate the “song.”

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u/areyouoldgreg 11h ago

Good lord do not turn on the sound. That was terrible

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u/redheadedandbold 20h ago

My friend's sister had the best story about trying to learn to ski. After watching her fall and struggle to get up (multiple times?) this 3-yr-old skis over to her, says something like, "Here, let me show you how to get back up." Kid falls down next to her, does a perfect recovery, then says, "now you do it!" Sister, wavering between abject embarrassment and murderous intent, mumbles, "Go away, kid."

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u/LutimoDancer3459 14h ago

That poor kid. Just wanted to help

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u/redheadedandbold 10h ago

Yeah. Kids that age don't "read the room" well. And, I left out a sentence: good-looking ski instructor, class, all those other witnesses...

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u/gastroboi 1d ago

I will never be this cool or unbothered.

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u/Vexaton 1d ago

Children singing songs that are clearly about lusty topics will always give me the most massive ick

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u/shadowndacorner 1d ago

Holy shit that noise is unbearable

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u/JoshGamer101yt 1d ago

Does the baby sell batteries

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u/water_radio 1d ago

Teeny weeny ski bunny

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u/DanniTiger 16h ago

🥰🥰 aww

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u/Flimsy-Stomach 10h ago

I saw the bunny costume and squee'd

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u/Cabitaa 23h ago

This baby is 1000x cooler than I'll ever be.

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u/Reckqt 22h ago

Go kill that voice !

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u/uncle-pascal 1d ago

This looks like AI to me

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u/MegaTurtleClan 14h ago

You can tell it's not ai because the video actually has progression, and if you look at the background there's nothing really out of the ordinary. No random morphing either

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 1d ago

Yall are way too paranoid about AI...

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u/headbanger1186 1d ago

I mean you can't blame them too much, AI has been forced up the ass of just about every subreddit I've been on.

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 1d ago

I get doing a double take with how good AI is now, but I’m tired of all the lazy comments calling everything AI. The person I responded to could’ve just taken a few seconds to actually watch the video and would’ve seen it’s clearly not AI.

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u/Sammiskitkat 1d ago

That’s the cutest little outfit!

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u/PrometheusAborted 1d ago

I went snowboarding twice in my life once in 8th grade and once when I was 17. That baby did better than I did both times combined.

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u/Glorious_Writing 19h ago

He/She is too cool.

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u/MrsJuneBug 19h ago

My heart just melted omggg🥰🥰🥰💜💜💜

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u/jaxxon 1d ago

Pink bunny on a bunny hill. ⛷️

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u/WerewolfSensitive568 17h ago

Where is this?

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u/bibsbagheera 16h ago

New Pokémon…?!

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u/DamperBritches 16h ago

That's not a baby. That is clearly a bunny 🐇

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u/showmeyourmoves28 13h ago

I could barely make it ten feet when I tried snowboarding for the first time. That was eight years ago.

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u/Potato_Pug16 11h ago

That’s no baby. That’s a bunny 🐰

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u/A_Monsanto 11h ago

It's like watching a single minion, dressed in pink, snowboard.

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u/ragebeeflord 10h ago

don’t unmute

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u/Ohio_gal 5h ago

Until the moment he fell, I was convinced that was a robot.

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u/thecatteetheater 2h ago

Great AI cover, im going to buy a drill bit longer than my head is wide now and give myself a fucking lobotomy

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u/69hornedscorpio 1d ago

Nailing it! Just so chill!

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u/UpURKiltboyo 1d ago

This is so incredibly awesome!

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u/oliveberry4now 1d ago

Omg so cute like a cuddly care bear on a board.

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u/Ok_Sense_1886 1d ago

How old is this kid omg

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u/00000000000004000000 1d ago

Oh hell yeah! One of the greatest things my Dad ever did for me was put me on skis as soon as I could walk. This kid is going places!

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u/HEYitsBIGS 1d ago

Damn that baby is showing me up. 🤣

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 23h ago

How adorable.

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u/Blahblahblahrawr 21h ago

Badass 🔥

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u/Reasonable_Meal2324 16h ago

AI or doctored footage aside I have seen plenty of younglings bob, weave, and cut the snow better than I ever will.

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u/justbehereokie 1d ago

The kickstarting wiggles right at the beginning lmao

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u/vodka_twinkie 1d ago

Why do I feel like that's probably Hasbulla in that outfit lol

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u/Elon_is_musky 1d ago

OH THE BABY SINGING APT MY HEAAAART

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u/Emotional_Goat631 1d ago

AI

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u/CosmicSweets 23h ago

The music is giving AI, video is real

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u/Background-Call-921 14h ago

It might be ai but it’s still kinda cute

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u/ritterprice 1d ago

Nope. Obsessed, can’t handle it

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u/TheFilthyDIL 1d ago

I HOPE that is AI, because if it's real that is totally irresponsible of the parents. You don't put a baby who is barely walking age on a snowboard and let them slide downhill.