r/Fauxmoi • u/RoyalChris • 19h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Trump skipping the dignified transfer of the American soldiers who died in Lithuania to go golfing, after crashing the market on the worst day for the US economy since 2020.

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u/wynonnaearps 19h ago

Of course he did, he doesn’t respect anyone. Not even himself since people will film him golfing and he can’t even do that.

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u/Thewall3333 19h ago

I'm genuinely curious if Trump actually believes he's good at golf. We have learned he cheats at every chance, literally every hole, but no one for years and years has dared to challenge or question him. So in his mind, does he acknowledge to himself that he is cheating, or does he somehow rationalize each instance of cheating as justified from some labyrinthian maze of delusions that has come to define every decision he makes?

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u/Happy_Ad_4357 19h ago

He probably cares very little about the actual game and just wants to be seen playing because golfing is a status symbol

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u/LowManufacturer435 18h ago

I'm more inclined to believe the story that North Korean media reported when they said that Kim Jong Ill scored 38 under par and got 11 holes in 1 the first time he ever played golf than any of Trumps stories of golfing prowess.

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u/PineStateWanderer 18h ago

He's....actually not that bad as much as I dislike saying it. While he may cheat, he does hit the ball well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rb9b8rYhII

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u/autostart17 18h ago

You actually believe that?

Perhaps he has cheated, but every hole? Who benefits from that lol