r/FedEmployees 2d ago

Just a friendly reminder to pack your lunch and bring your coffee.

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 2d ago

I have spent zero dollars on lunch or coffee since RTO and now with the tariffs I will be making rice and beans like a peasant because that’s all I’ll be able to afford 😂

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 2d ago

please sir, may I have some more?

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u/Past-Function5159 2d ago

You want more!?!?

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u/tomwilde 1d ago

Never before has a boy asked for more!

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 2d ago

May I offer an alternative. TVP, textured vegetable protein. More protein than beans, cheap as hell. Shelf stable. Can flavor it anyway you want as when you hydrate it, it takes on whatever the flavor is.

https://bulkfoods.com/textured-protein/textured-soy-protein-color-of-hamburger.html#/size-1-lb-zip-bag

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u/spiritedawaywegogurt 2d ago

Ate this a lot when I was abroad(it was called soya) you can get it at Indian and sometimes Asian grocery stores. Absolutely love it.

Be warned that it WILL make you gassy as all hell when you start eating it.

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u/Fashion_trend 1d ago

That's what I need for my IBS and get the RA approved😂😂

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 2d ago

I like the smaller granuals as they rehydrate faster. The Soya chunks are awesome, but you gotta let them sit for 10 minutes to get them completely rehydrated.

Agreed on the gas. Hydrating completely cuts down on this.

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u/Outside_Simple_217 2d ago

The gas was why I didn’t keep using it. Does it go away after you eat it awhile?

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 2d ago

Yeah, your stomach needs to adjust its biome. Highly suggest drinking a kombucha or eating kimchi with it till your gut biome adapts.

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u/DMV2PNW 1d ago

Beano?

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 2d ago

Ohhh thank you! This is awesomely cheap and looks easy to cook!

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 2d ago

Rehydrate by filling with water/broth/whatever and add about an inch of water on top. Let it sit for just 1 minute.

For quick and easy: I mix 1 cup (100g) of TVP with Taco Seasoning. Rehydrate. Microwave and put on top of lettuce as little lettuce wraps. Its so easy.

When I was deployed, I would just eat it with a spoon.

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 2d ago

Thanks so so much!

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 2d ago

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 2d ago

Alright settle down SecDeF 😂😂

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u/Better_Insurance_902 2d ago

Yup. Trader Joes has some and Bob's Red Mill brand, too.

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 2d ago

Cheapest lb for lb, buying it in bulk from a wholesale will save you dozens of dollars. But honestly, its cheap in almost any form.

AMAZING for stews and chilis.

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u/Sudden-Word-2421 1d ago

Best place for bulk? (Because f*ck Bezos)

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u/ScoutsEatTheirYoung 1d ago

The link I posted is a wholesaler. I don’t believe it’s the same one connected to Amazon

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u/ConnectBottle8251 1d ago

We call that “Furlough Food”

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u/TehMascot 1d ago

I will be making Shrimp stuffed Fish and kimchi... and I will be microwaving it.. in protest.

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 1d ago

As someone who sits next to our break room and microwave, I curse you. 😂

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u/TehMascot 1d ago

Oh i forgot.. im going to bring in bags of microwave popcorn set it for an hour and then go home for the day.

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u/lovestobitch- 1d ago

Years ago we lost our microwave to someone who kept microwaving a VERY stale bagel and set it on fire. The microwave was in a vault stored with files of important documents.

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u/Stupidity_wins0113 2d ago edited 2d ago

Same!! I got these ice packs to throw in my lunch box to keep my food cold because my space doesn’t have a refrigerator. Works like a charm.

Lunch Box Ice Packs

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u/lovestobitch- 1d ago

I bought a tiny refrigerator (holds 6 soda cans) for $22 on walmarts app. I just got this for my mom to store her glaucoma drops in her bedroom but that would work too.

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u/AthleteOk6003 2d ago

I eat rice and beans all the time

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u/redbud-avenue-2000 1d ago

Me too! It’s a staple at my house - no matter how much money I make /don’t make! Yum!

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u/VoodooMama69 1d ago

Don't forget Ramen. Throw in some veggies, and it's a decent meal.

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u/yipyip888 1d ago

This. And you can go even cheaper by buying noodles without the seasoning, and adding it from a jar of bouillon separately. Frozen veg and hot sauce go a long way towards making it taste like a real meal.

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 1d ago

Yeah, but if you grew up like this, it’s less painful. It’s the New Poor that will have trouble

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 1d ago

Nah I’m the old poor 😂

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u/Reluctantfans05 18h ago

I see your new poor and raise you still poor

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u/addywoot 1d ago

Chickpeas are delicious

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u/gsnurr3 1d ago

But did you say thank you?

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u/Carnegie1901 1d ago

Bring: Coffee, bottle of water, big cup, two scoops of protein powder and something to stir it with

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u/Conscious_Tourist163 1d ago

Your average federal salary says otherwise. You're not a victim. Do your job.

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u/Gullible-Bowler-8269 1d ago

How does bringing my lunch to work mean I’m not doing my job? Also let me tell ya how much extra I have to spend as a GS 9 in an overpriced area…. I’m under the average, sir.

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u/Yourlifeskarma327 1d ago

Please don't even bother trying to the likes...

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u/Brad_HP 2d ago

Every day. The cafeteria here is overpriced and horrible.

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u/Ambitious-Foot-4973 2d ago

At ours a turkey sandwich with bacon, a bag of chips and a can of coke is $20. Of course you can’t really go anywhere else to eat around there because they schedule meetings from 1000-1300

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u/TangerineLily 2d ago

We don't even have a cafeteria anymore. They removed it for a bunch of vending machines.

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u/Brad_HP 2d ago

They just installed this fancy new vending machine where you can get $20 salads.

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u/Old-TMan6026 2d ago

OMFG!!! YOU HAVE A CAFETERIA!?!?!

You lucky bastids.

Here in the IRS New Carrollton POD which has over 3,000 employees our cafeteria was closed years ago. We now have one food truck that serves grilled fish sandwiches fr.

Standing in the rain waiting for a soggy foul smelling entree with no slaw always makes my day baby.

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u/Brad_HP 2d ago

It's the VA, we have the same grumpy old vets who come and have breakfast every day. They would riot if they closed down the cafeteria.

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u/Lucky_Group_6705 1d ago

We dont have anything. We are on a hill with a gate that you need to scan to get in and there is nothing around. So you need to get delivery but the drivers can never find the address. So you are stuck with shitty vending machines

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u/N8VAngel 1d ago

The MCC in Kearneysville kept our cafeteria open, but I still bring my lunch every day because the dollars add up if I went down there.

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u/lovely_orchid_ 1d ago

I used to work there. My company lay off 120 people a week ago. Good times

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u/SoupOk4169 1d ago

😂 oh no!

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u/ConnectionOk6412 2d ago

Ours is too. I’m missing my coffee though cause it’s too early and my commute is too long to bring it with me. Might need to invest in a thermos or plan to bring a coffee maker in. Leaning toward a French press right now.

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u/Ineffable_Eff 2d ago

I recommend a Chemex for a clean cup and easier cleanup in the office kitchen. Brewing mine as I type.

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u/AlinaHadaGoodIdea 1d ago

You have a kitchen?!

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u/Ineffable_Eff 1d ago

Sink, fridge, and microwave.

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u/AlinaHadaGoodIdea 1d ago

We have a fridge and microwave in the middle of our workspace. No sink but the water isn’t safe anyway lol

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u/Ineffable_Eff 1d ago

Then I definitely recommend Chemex or other pour over for easier cleanup than a French press. Just lift out (recycled, unbleached) filter and toss.

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u/AlinaHadaGoodIdea 1d ago

You microwave the water? We used to have hot and cold water coolers but now we can’t have the hot ones because it’s “a safety issue”

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u/Ineffable_Eff 1d ago

Kettle. But from the sound of it, you probably aren’t allowed a kettle either. Or just fix coffee at home and bring in a thermos.

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u/AlinaHadaGoodIdea 1d ago

I’ve been bringing in a thermos of tea. It was a pain walking around a half mile carrying that plus laptop plus lunch plus everything I might need since we technically were hoteling so weren’t supposed to keep things at work. But luckily now my laptop at least stays in the office

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u/Randomfactoid42 2d ago

I’m very lucky I have a decent office so I have a kettle and a French Press. It makes a great cup of coffee, and I can use the hot water to make oatmeal too. Been doing it for years. 

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u/CoastOSC 2d ago

Collapsible teapot and french press, easy to stash in a drawer when not in use

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u/Carnegie1901 1d ago

I use thermos cup. They’re guaranteed hot for 5-6 hours. It works too well so I add 1/2 inch of water otherwise it’s still too hot by the time I get to work

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u/Greedy_Jellyfish_772 23h ago

I like how the hot water kettle boiling sound at my desk drowns out pen clicks and nail clipping in the cubicle farm.

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u/Anonymous_Moose28 2d ago

You have a cafeteria?🤣🤣 we have food trucks

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u/mjheil 2d ago

You have food trucks? We have a vending machine. 

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u/Outside_Simple_217 2d ago

We don’t even have vending machines

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u/FWPiper 2d ago

Same

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 1d ago

Least you have a cafeteria…

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u/ParfaitAdditional469 2d ago

I bring my lunch to avoid having meals with coworkers who still defend Trump

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 2d ago

I'd walk around eating lunch and bitch that they're fucking up the government by supporting Trump. They're going to eventually find out I'm not a loyalist. I'd talk about how history treats sympathizers...and just keep reminding them Trump is a dick../

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u/ParfaitAdditional469 2d ago

I’m forced to share a cubicle with a 66 year old Republican who tried to argue a few months ago that tariffs are great for America….

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 2d ago

I'd play Ben Stein, Ferris Beulller's day off, over and over again from your cube. Just loud enough for him to hear.

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u/ParfaitAdditional469 2d ago

He was offended because someone brought up that gas prices have gone up in our area…He refused to accept that Trump couldn’t control prices

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u/DistrictPrize9233 2d ago

Every single day and only use gas stations near your home.

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u/JustMeForNowToday 11h ago

And bring your battery chargers to take their electricity for your cell phone or whatever.

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u/lab111 1d ago

I absolutely REFUSE to pump money into this local economy. Bowser can kindly fuck off. Ill starve to death before I buy lunch while RTO.

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u/Now1999What 20h ago

100% agree.

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u/RCoaster42 2d ago

Cafeteria is half closed and the other half overpriced and under-quality. With RTO I refuse to spend any money downtown so bring lunch and coffee.

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u/JasonZep 2d ago

Yep, more for practical reasons since there’s not much within walking distance for me.

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u/SquidBro777 2d ago

No cafeteria at all, closed 19-Mar-2025.

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

That's silly that it closed after RTO. Like mine closed in like 2021, which made sense.

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u/lambic13 2d ago

Absolutely. I started making bread on the weekends and make lovely little artisanal lunches. Can’t beat it 🥖🥪

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u/Mrsericmatthews 2d ago

Can you also make my lunches? 😂

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u/Ok-Hold419 2d ago

Came here to ask the same thing 🤣

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u/mamatoboys2022 2d ago

I had a colleague who was a terrific cook. Like chef quality food. Colleague made extra and sold it to the rest of us for like $5. We just had to sign up and pay ahead of time. Best thing ever for a good but cheap lunch. You could consider selling extras to your colleagues. Of course, these days, they’d probably fire you for having a “second job” while on their clock.

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u/doesitmatterrrally 2d ago

I pay $20 to park. I don’t have lunch money

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

Do you not have transit in your area?

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u/patentsrock1 2d ago

We have no cafeteria or food trucks. Just a single vending machine. So I pack my lunch and drinks every day…and I only use the gas station close to my house. I support those local to me, I refuse to spend any money in the city. The city completely shut down during covid and forced me to stay in my local area (which I love), so the city can suck it as far as support now.

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u/ButterEmailz 2d ago

The cafeteria is so expensive, it’s shocking.

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u/Lumpy-Programmer-910 1d ago

This week I have had total success with 9-minute boiled eggs (salt and pepper), and Brie/tomato/basil/olive oil on french bread sandwiches.

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u/Bootstraps-nr-dr 1d ago

Ooh get one of the cheap egg makers for your hard boiled eggs. So easy. Cook. Sit 15 min then drop into ice water. Nearly hands free

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u/ThatLadyOverThereSay 2d ago

You have a cafeteria?

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u/egads12345678 1d ago

I add beans or lentils to my protein at dinner to make it stretch. I grew up dirt poor, I’m going back to my roots.

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u/Oxgod89 2d ago

I am warming up some seafood for lunch Friday. Let everybody enjoy the start to the weekend and RTO.

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u/ziplawmom 1d ago

My husband likes to brag about his OG Stanley. It's the green thermos and holds an entire pot of coffee.

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u/Oldschoolfool22 2d ago

Who can afford coffee???

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u/JackCustHOFer 1d ago

I found a drip coffeemaker on my Buy Nothing group and bought coffee, filters, and half-an-half at ALDI for less than $15. I’m set for at least a month.

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u/lovestobitch- 1d ago

We buy green beans and roast them, but we’ve had the roaster awhile. Much cheaper and fresher. The only problem is we found you should roast it outside because of the oils and smell. We usually don’t use the beans for around four days after roasting since they sorta need a few days to be better. We pay about $6.50 a pound including shipping but they did say the price was increasing soon.

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u/Fun_Theory8756 1d ago

Don't know if you have wawa around you but you can get points on gas and coffee. I rack up my points to get free coffee and money off gas.

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u/Oldschoolfool22 1d ago

Love wawa, but none down here. 

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u/Past-Function5159 2d ago

This is the way.

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u/Dilftator 2d ago

People here complain it takes nearly 15 min just to get food because of lines. Cram your food in and get back to work else you taking that annual leave

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u/ButterEmailz 2d ago

Eat the rich! 🍽️

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u/genXfed70 2d ago

Bean will make you 💩🚽💩 too so extra bathroom breaks….

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u/DonutLove47 1d ago

I don’t even get my gas in the city I’m being forced to drive too. I fill up at my local station.

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u/Jerseytransplant1 1d ago

Sandwiches in a lunch box…. Just like we did in the 70’s during school lunch periods….. much cheaper than the overpriced restaurants in DC.

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u/weecgirl 1d ago

Cafeteria is overpriced. I was previously able to leave facility and get carry out within 30 minutes, but with everybody RTO, will probably take too long now (unless everyone else is thinking same). I’m just going to walk on my lunch break and eat packed lunch while working.

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u/Empty-Meeting-7460 1d ago

Y'all think we'll still have jobs? Lol

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u/QuieroTamales 1d ago

If you're lucky enough to work at a DoD hospital, you can probably buy a nice lunch in the DFAC for less than the cost to bring food from home. Trip to the Salad Bar,$3. Bowl of soup, $2. Turkey meatloaf with a side of garlic-roasted brussels sprouts, $3. 1/4 Rotisserie chicken, $1.80.

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u/Historical-Ad8339 1d ago

Just microwave canned tuna in every microwave in your office.  Guaranteed results..

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u/ThrowRA_1216 2d ago

I'm continuing to buy lunch..because I work in a very rural area and supporting the local businesses is important to me. This may not be the case for everyone, but if you work in a rural area, please consider supporting local family owned businesses if you can afford to, even if it's only one day a week.

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 2d ago

Fed employees do not work for Trump. If you're one who believes he is your boss, kindly grab your MAGA hat and see yourself out.

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

Technically, most of us do work for him, since most of us are employees in the executive branch.

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 1d ago

Nope..

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

It's a fact that most federal employees work for the Executive Branch. Prove me wrong...

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 1d ago

You must not live in America

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u/archery-noob 1d ago

Jokes on them, I've been doing that since before covid... they don't pay me enough to eat out on a regular basis

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u/Mysterious-Drop-3703 2d ago

No cafeteria for us either. They partner with Fooda or something but haven’t tried it. They also closed our small snack shop that had been there for decades

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u/JackCustHOFer 1d ago

SNAFC?

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u/Mysterious-Drop-3703 3h ago

Nope, I’m in DC

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u/Inevitable-Tower-134 2d ago

This thread makes me thankful I can be in and out of my building and drive to fast food and back within my 30 minute lunch. Not that I do that often, maybe 5 times a year. I take my lunch and breakfast daily. Having to do it 5 times a week now sure sucks though. Especially since I eat 2 scrambled eggs every morning, gonna have to vote that down to 1!💰💰

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u/addywoot 1d ago

We have an air fryer at work. It makes me happy.

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u/jsc1429 1d ago

So far I’ve mostly been able to manage just coffee, because I’m too much of a coffee snob. I haven’t been able to adjust to give enough time to make a lunch most days. I definitely need that to change.

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u/pikapalooza 1d ago

Same. We have a micro mart but I just bring a bunch of stuff and stash it under my desk. I appreciate the "effort" but I won't be spending anymore than I have to.

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u/Crash-55 1d ago

I go out to lunch everyday and have done so for years. That break is one of the few things that keeps me sane. The only time I have eaten food from the post restaurant was when they catered a meeting for a VIP I was attending

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u/DifferentPractice808 1d ago

People weren’t already doing this?

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u/Bright-Swan-6995 1d ago

Now I’ll preface with i am not an economic genius but if you were working from home and then you return to office and don’t spend money at the office isn’t it the same bc you weren’t spending money at the office from home? Am I thinking about it wrong or?

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u/Icy_Needleworker3074 23h ago

I’ve inspired my cube mates by doing this too.

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u/Now1999What 20h ago

Pack everything. If you have to purchase food, coffee, anything; do it in your hometown not in the area of your office.

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u/JustMeForNowToday 11h ago

Don’t just think of the cost of your lunch and coffee that you are saving, but in addition the accumulation of compounded interest or earnings that you are earning on those funds.

“Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it ... he who doesn’t ... pays it.” - Albert Einstein

Think about that for a second. Albert Einstein said that. Have you yourself ever said that? Think about it.

Some idiots pay Starbucks four bucks for coffee every day and stand in line with other lemmings to do so, then complain that they need more money.

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u/BoobieChaser69 40m ago

Thanks for reminding everyone. Our building has a main cafeteria, a breakfast/coffee bar and a 24 hour snack mart. I have purchased nothing!!!!!!!! I get sick to my stomach when I see people walking back to their work stations with styrofoam containers. It ain’t right

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u/pops_p 2d ago

Newsflash: Don’t eat or drink anything the government provides. It’s the lowest quality food to ensure you don’t live a long healthy life.

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

Put down the tinfoil hat.

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u/xrobertcmx 1d ago

I work in IT, we never really got the telework thing beyond one day a week, and I killed that when they took it from my contractors. We are a team, so... I still hit the local chicken place.

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u/SummiluxAP 2d ago

Leave your coffee home. Nothing smells worse than having to deal with small talk and someone has coffee breath

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u/ziplawmom 1d ago

Easy-- don't talk to me.