I was listening to Harmontown while walking my dog today. Got in my dad's brand new car tonight after a movie and my phone automatically hooked up to the Bluetooth and begins playing the episode I was in the middle of, "It's Not Personal, It's Business." It takes me a minute to realize what's happening. I quickly hit pause and turn off my Bluetooth, only for the car to somehow switch it back on and hit play again. I have no idea how to stop it, I'm sweating as I keep turning off my Bluetooth only to have the car turn it back on and reconnect.

"What the heck? Stop doing that!" I say repeatedly, hoping to drown out whatever Dan, Jeff, and Mitch may be saying.

I'm frantic, my heart is racing, I think I might pass out. I finally just power off my phone, praying that works, only to look at the car screen and see "Harmontown: It's Not Personal, It's Business" in big fat letters. My parents have no idea I listen to this and have no clue what it is.

Both my parents are in the car by the way.

I hurriedly try to change to the radio. The dulcid tones of Dave Matthews Band play as I begin to breathe again.

I just thank god I wasn't listening to the previous episode.

Somehow, they didn't say a single inappropriate thing. Dan didn't start rapping, Jeff didn't start rapping with one "p." I think I used up all my luck tonight.