r/HumansBeingBros 8d ago

Kitesurfer saves a teenager from drowning in Brazil

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u/DrNinnuxx 8d ago edited 8d ago

As a former kiteboarder that move would be insanely hard; nearly impossible for most. This guy is either a pro or semi-pro.

He's keeping the kite right at the very edge of the envelope, so there is no lift, but the kite doesn't stall and crash into the water.. One wrong move and he could be lifted out of the water, thrown in the air, and land 20 meters down wind. Then he gently grabs the lady and steers both of them back to the board. All while doing it one handed.

I'm telling you, very few people on the planet could do this safely without both drowning.

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u/Bihema 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/DrNinnuxx 8d ago edited 8d ago

Looks like it. I wish I could understand Portuguese because in the video it looks like he's explaining how he did the maneuver.

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u/bargu 8d ago

He's just explaining that he was testing the camera and about to leave because he wanted to change the camera position and ended up in the right place at the right time to see that the girl was being dragged by the tide, so he he was able to rescue her, he doesn't mention what exact technique he used to keep control of the kite, which is fair since the general public is unlikely to be interested.

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u/IHartRed 8d ago

This is reddit though, I need more info to be able to criticize the kite strings

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u/olipants 8d ago

Nice.

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u/OhBlackWater 8d ago

Your typo, kitefurfer, made me think of a flammenwerfer lol.

He's an olympic kite thrower!

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u/bleh-apathetic 8d ago

I thought "kitefurfer" was some German sport I hadn't heard of before

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 8d ago

Hero is the word I would use. A Badass Hero

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u/DangKilla 8d ago

How do we know he's not a Brazilian cop as well?

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u/DunkxLunk 8d ago

Bro casually explains how much of a badass this dude is while creating general interest in kitesurfing for thousands of viewers. I love water sports and knew he was doing work, but your comment elevated both so well.

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u/Radiobandit 8d ago

Here's hoping a brand new wave of watersports enjoyers showers down on us!

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u/bitchpleasebp 8d ago

it'll go swimmingly!

also wondering, does his move require a lot of strength or is it more about technique? i imagine he has to have a very strong back and core to pull this off.

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u/Scratch_King 8d ago

I was genuinely wondering how he wasn't going anywhere.

Thank you for the explanation

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u/Koric101 8d ago

Knowing very little about kite surfing I was still somewhat surprised with how easy he made that look, but very interesting to know that it wasn’t easy at all this dude was just that good. Appreciate the info.

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u/randomnmbrgntr 8d ago

Yeah, as soon as I saw this I was like "not happening, we are going to both throw our hands over the board and slowly kick our way toward help"

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u/Yoav_Friedman 8d ago

Thanks for the context had no idea it was this impressive to be honest

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u/Rowmyownboat 8d ago

Thanks for that insight.

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u/starrpamph 8d ago

If it stalls and hits the water, how do you dry it out?

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u/bluepied 8d ago

Kites are made to be able to land/crash into and be restarted from the water. They are shaped in an arc and inflated along the edges to keep it shaped and floating.

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u/VictorySimilar8923 8d ago

In the sun?

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u/starrpamph 8d ago

We'll be playing and having fun?

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u/filipchito 8d ago

What are you talking about this isn't hard to do at all you just need basic kite control, especially with a bigger M2 kite like this one which is very stable in the air

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u/DrNinnuxx 8d ago

I know

"Never let truth get in the way of a good story" -- Mark Twain

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u/Viperbunny 8d ago

Thank you for the explanation! When I watched the video I was concerned that he wouldn't be able to maneuver with the extra person.

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u/SupahflyxD 8d ago

He’s an Olympic kite surfer.

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u/dxsol 8d ago

😳👏🏼👏🏼 wow

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u/Wolf_of_Dorpstreet 7d ago

I've never met a former kiteboarder

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u/DrNinnuxx 7d ago

Don't live near the ocean anymore

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u/Neutronpulse 7d ago

What cool insight on something most of us didn't even consider a part of this event.

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u/moredrinksplease 5d ago

What a fucking G

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u/RonBenaro 8d ago

Dude it's so easy, i could do this in my sleep.

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u/KingsRansom79 8d ago

Yeah…because you’re dreaming.

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u/RonBenaro 8d ago

Dreaming of a scenario where I could be blown like this dude for flying a kite like a little kid.

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u/patfetes 7d ago

I don't think you understand how powerful these kites are mate. I've seen grown men cross an entire beach on a bad day. Keeping that thing stable like that would take practice. He's an Olympic athlete. Your some dork on reddit.

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u/RonBenaro 7d ago

Buddy, I've flown kites when I was a child. You just know weak little men if you are impressed by a big kite. What's next, a paper airplane pilot?

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u/patfetes 7d ago

Buddy, you clearly have no idea how a power kite works. Try flying something like this and you'll see.

It's not just a kite, it's litteraly designed to drag you around, that's kind of the point.

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u/RonBenaro 7d ago

Buddy, you're a little weak boy.