r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/FlushedAcheSamantha • 3d ago

Bro thought it was Fast & Furious

157 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/The-Bloody9 3d ago

At least he only fucked himself and his own car up. Almost had a head on collision...

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u/ClamatoDiver 3d ago edited 2d ago

Best possible outcome with these assholes is this. Single vehicle crash with no passengers or anyone else's property damaged.

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u/UniqueUsername82D 3d ago

And paralysis that prevents them from driving again.

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u/ClamatoDiver 3d ago

I wasn't going to go that far, but I'm not going to disagree.

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u/The_Environment116 3d ago

Imagine being this stupid

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u/Bat-Honest 3d ago

I tried, but hit my head on an open cabinet door

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u/troyberber 3d ago

Bro… one of the most painful things I’ve ever encountered. Thought me to look up every single time I bend over in the kitchen etc whatever. Fuuuucks.

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u/Bat-Honest 3d ago

Sorry for your loss 🫂

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u/troyberber 3d ago

Brain cells. They don’t… wait what are we talking about again?

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u/TheEPGFiles 2d ago

Yeah, when I slapped my own face closing a closet door, I learned I'm far too clumsy for death defying stunts. I'm cut out for office work, I don't have illusions of grandeur, I'm not an adrenaline junkie, quiet life is just fine for me, anything more complicated is threatening getting myself maimed or killed through my own clumsiness.

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u/UniqueUsername82D 3d ago

Imagine this guy's vote having weight equal to yours.

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u/Schoseff 3d ago

And lucky…

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u/Dangerous-Refuse-779 3d ago

He's got a roll cage and a 4 point harness

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u/kuwabarazkuwabara 2d ago

Fr looks like he had no plan whatsoever for that corner what a dangerous fucking moron.

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u/megaladon44 3d ago

hes like why is the earth rotating around my car

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u/humbalalya 1d ago

He obviously thinks the world revolves around him

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u/jimlahey2100 3d ago

Oh no! I hope he didn't damage any plants when he totaled his car.

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u/Vazhox 3d ago

Still didn’t learn his lesson

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u/burywmore 3d ago

Something comes through that driver side window and smashes his head. Hopefully it's enough brain damage to fix whatever is wrong with him.

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u/40ozSmasher 3d ago

Looks like a clump of dirt, but it did break through the glass, so maybe a rock. It changed direction after hitting his head.

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u/crx00 3d ago

the whiplash near the end... that's gonna hurt for a while

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u/IndividualHelpful820 3d ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/miragen125 3d ago

Well the rolling cage did its job

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u/The_Phroug 3d ago

Barely, did you see how much that passenger a pillar bar was moving around? Even more so did you see how much his seat was moving? That seat shouldn't have moved a millimeter, but it was flopping around just as much as he was

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u/miragen125 3d ago

Ok so I guess it helped a bit

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u/Pilfercate 1d ago

It is ill-advised to ride in a car with cage bars anywhere in proximity of the drivers head unless you're running 4-6 point harnesses with a helmet. Compare how much this guy's body is moving around to a rally car roll over. This guy probably had enough range of motion to crack his head open like an egg. In a rally car they look mildly annoyed and just waiting for it to end while never changing position. If this guy survived, it wasn't because he was smart.

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u/Paperspeaks 2d ago

Bro was fast. The crash was furious 🤣

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u/ceacar 3d ago

real man go through crash without airbag.

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u/ANayalator_805 3d ago

I was hoping to see spaghetti

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u/Half-White_Moustache 3d ago

"I wonder if you know how they die in Tokyo"

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u/Emma_N85 2d ago

Drift 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/ninjanerd032 2d ago

What was he trying to do?

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u/ValorMortis 2d ago

Get attention.

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u/ghostfacestealer 3d ago

Yeah he’s Brian O’Connor

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u/Jungle_Stud 3d ago

Did not look like he was crowding the limits...

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u/Grandemestizo 3d ago

A man’s got to know his limitations.

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u/teradici 3d ago

But … but …. But …. This doesn’t happen when I drive a car on my ps4 ??

(He said ….. probably)

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u/Any-Conflict9250 3d ago

Did he die

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u/MoreHeadsMorePrices 3d ago

Was he speeding ? Can’t see what else he did wrong.

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u/njkGR75 2d ago

“Skull, meet roll cage.”

“Pleasure. Let me doff my cap to you, good Sir.”

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u/347spq 2d ago

That poor hat.

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u/AlternativeWood8169 2d ago

Well, atleast it was fast.

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u/SoyEseVato 2d ago

Was that seven roll overs?

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u/showmethenakedwomen 2d ago

Bro drove fast, just not furious enough.

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u/LooeeGoldbug 1d ago

Bro just wanted to test out those roll bars he installed.

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u/ordosays 2d ago

Satisfaction