r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/FlushedAcheSamantha • 4d ago

Bro thought it was Fast & Furious

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u/The_Environment116 4d ago

Imagine being this stupid

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u/Bat-Honest 4d ago

I tried, but hit my head on an open cabinet door

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u/TheEPGFiles 4d ago

Yeah, when I slapped my own face closing a closet door, I learned I'm far too clumsy for death defying stunts. I'm cut out for office work, I don't have illusions of grandeur, I'm not an adrenaline junkie, quiet life is just fine for me, anything more complicated is threatening getting myself maimed or killed through my own clumsiness.