r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/WolfonStateStreet • 2d ago

Massive attempt to draw attention

if this has already been posted I apologize

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u/Treereme 2d ago

I love to exclaim loudly "Wow, that guy must have a really big dick! You can tell from his truck!" whenever I see a vehicle like this. Gets a laugh from the people around me, and sometimes a nasty look from the vehicle owner.

Same thing with over the top loud exhaust.

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u/jhascal23 2d ago edited 2d ago

I bet you have never actually said that to a random person in real life that drives a truck like that. It also has never happened that people around you just laugh at your witty joke and he just gives you a look and walks away.

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u/Treereme 2d ago

You'd lose that bet.

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u/nlamber5 2d ago

My luck I would get a wink from the driver and blown a kiss.