r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/Sad_Cow_577 • 3d ago

Getting ready at the club

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 3d ago

....here's to going in to a club with still dripping wet hair I guess?

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u/_H4YZ 3d ago

imagine trying to vibe in the crowd and you’re constantly getting smacked in the face by 600g of wet hair

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u/Jubatus750 3d ago

Have you weighed your hair before?

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u/_H4YZ 3d ago

all jokes a form of hyperbole

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u/Jubatus750 3d ago

I know, mine was also a joke. I've just never thought about how much my hair might weigh. It'd be interesting to know

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u/_H4YZ 3d ago

jarvis weigh my balls

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u/Jubatus750 3d ago

I'm going to have to do this now