r/IAmTheMainCharacter 2d ago

Billionaire Not Resistance

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u/softstones 1d ago

I once saw Elon musk in a public bathroom, he was hunched over in the corner of the handicap stall just farting into cupped hands and wafting them to his face. His eyes would flutter like he was possessed and he had such a loud seductive moan. I have nightmares to this day. I close my eyes and all I see is Fart Musk 😭