r/INDYCAR 3d ago

Merch finally found a way to display my milk jugs

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u/uncre8tv No Attack, No Chance 3d ago

wasn't sure what sub I was on for a second there...

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u/GoAroundTOGA Buddy Lazier 3d ago

Damn, nice jugs.

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u/Bortron86 2d ago

Guys, we really need to talk about getting "phrasing" back in the rotation.

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u/chrishatesjazz Greg Moore 3d ago

🙃

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u/kychleap Alexander Rossi 3d ago

I should do something similar with the Fuzzy’s bottles I have

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u/Minute_Reflection_39 3d ago

Man I got super excited for a minute

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u/DirtyHead420 Colton Herta 3d ago

You sure did

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u/SlippinYimmyMcGill Sam Hornish Jr. 3d ago

I feel let down.

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u/Wilburn4 2d ago

Damn, thought I was gonna see mammary protrudences!

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u/Comprehensive-Ad4436 Jim Clark 2d ago

Was a bit confused about why there wasn’t an NSFW tag…

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u/ajayy77 Will Power 2d ago

Sorry to spoil this, but they look more like bottles to me. Is this an American thing?

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u/Fjordice 2d ago

Ehh I think more like a semi-regional thing or just personal preference. I (NE USA) would also call those bottles. I typically use "jug" for a larger container with a handle... But I don't think that's a rule. We get larger glass containers of milk from a local dairy and my wife calls them jugs even though there's no handle.

Here's a fun American fact. In some states we have "jug handles" at roadway intersections. These are basically small exits off the road that curve you away from the road and then back around towards it so you end up perpendicular to your original direction of travel. Usually find them on busier local highways. The idea being it allows better traffic flow by not allowing cars to clog up traffic trying to take a left turn across a busy road. The name comes from the tradition of NJ drivers who would carry ceramic jugs by the handle and hurl them at drivers who attempted a dangerous left turn. Or maybe it was the shape or something. I guess we'll never know.

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u/ajayy77 Will Power 1d ago

In the UK, a jug would have a handle, and be differentiated from a cup or mug by the presence of a spout for pouring.

I have to say that I am intrigued by the "jug handles", but wary of using the internet to look them up. I'll take your word for it.

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u/AverageIndycarFan Will Power 3d ago

Can I like, steal that room?

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u/cubecasts 3d ago

"you wouldn't steal a car"

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u/Custom_Craft_Guy2 3d ago

That would depend on a few things…..🤔

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u/holtonaminute Pato O'Ward 1d ago

When racing events use bracelets for admission, camping, or whatever I stuff them into one of the milk jugs

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u/4011s 3d ago

Great. Maybe next you can figure out what to do with your life if this is was such a huge, hand wringing, decision.