r/IncreasinglyVerbose 3d ago

yk the drill

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u/BroccoliHot6287 3d ago

Sir, if the circumstance occurs that when I throw this pair of chance cubes, the sum of the outcomes of each chance cube is equal to the number of two, you shall face the end of your mortal existence. However, if you may note, both chance cubes in my possession are embossed with a single pip on each of its six faces. Therefore, the game is rigged in my favor. Any time I throw this pair of chance cubes, the sum will always be two. Then, by logical reasoning, you will always meet your demise.