r/IncreasinglyVerbose 4d ago

yk the drill

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u/iThoed 3d ago

Forth to and hence there within a sequence whence forth I a human male forcefully eject from my own grasp a cube shaped die of the tomfoolery variety (due to a societally decided "normal" die having the sequential numerals of one through six) in which each number on the 6 faces of the cubed die of which there are two of is the number one, which then falls in a manner that is intentionally unavoidable in which the added sum of the numbers on the upward facing sides of the die are equivalent to two, said sequence would culminate in an outcome of the subject of a wager stating that if two is the sum of the forceful ejection of the die would therefore result in the death of the person that was on the losing position in said transaction.

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