r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/amberderl74 • 2d ago

Request *ahem* mentlegen?

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u/peepers_meepers 2d ago

"im such a silly boykisser!!! :33"
No you're 14, go do your fucking math homework.

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u/MisterMan341 2d ago

“Verily, I am a very foolish man who puts my lips on other men. Text imitation of cat face.”

Nay, you are fourteen years of age, I implore you do the work your math teacher has assigned you to do at your home.

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u/deckothehecko 2d ago

"I am indeed an individual of male gender who acts in a way that lacks good sense or judgement, and prefers to touch or caress the lips of other male Homo sapiens. (An imitation of the face of the species Felis catus, reproduced through the means of the Unicode character system.)"

"I dissent, given that the subject whom I am talking to has only existed as such for a time period of 14 times the orbital period of Earth around the star at the center of the Solar system, and therefore I desperately request that you begin the completion of the academic tasks assigned to you by your teacher of the subject that concerns the study of numbers and quantities."

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u/Etropo 1d ago

"I kiss boys 🐱"

"Nuh uh"

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u/Mega-Homo22 1d ago

Text imitation of cat face

Fucking hilarious lmfao

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u/MisterMan341 1d ago

An imitation of the facial features of the species Felis cattus using Unicode characters

This part of your comment is very humorous, I am chortling so much that my gluteus maximus has (metaphorically, of course) detached from my body.