r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/FUCKYOUINYOURFACE • Feb 15 '25

Trump Trumper upset son was laid off.

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u/martyqscriblerus Feb 15 '25

Sounds legit. Elon wouldn't have fired him if he didn't deserve it for leeching off the government teat.

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u/Driftedryan Feb 15 '25

I heard his son was one of those parasites Leon has been taking about

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u/martyqscriblerus Feb 15 '25

He personally gave 50 hojillion dollars of condoms to actual aliens from Mars. Shocking.

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u/GiraffesAndGin Feb 15 '25

He funded DEI in Romania! SAD! CHINA was Paying Him with DEI COMICS and TRANS OPERA Tickets!! ON DAY ONE, We need to put a STOP To All His LIBERAL DEI Agenda!! BRING BACK THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!

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u/martyqscriblerus Feb 15 '25

When will it be MY turn to get assigned a government-issue romanian femboy :(

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u/GiraffesAndGin Feb 15 '25

Dye your hair blue, click your heels 3 times, and whisper "George Soros" on a piece of avocado toast.

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u/PamelaELee Feb 15 '25

🤣 Thanks for that! Got a genuine belly laugh out of that one.

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u/vicsass Feb 15 '25

I never even get to hear them cry about SJW or blue haired libs :( on a real note, it’s so funny how they pick a new acronym each year and just run with that. CRT was last year.

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u/RattusMcRatface Feb 15 '25

Cathode ray tube?

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u/overkill Feb 15 '25

Critical Race Theory.

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u/Chauceratops Feb 15 '25

Oh no, not a million dollars to help disabled people become climate leaders! *clutches pearls*

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u/RattusMcRatface Feb 15 '25

Musk: "Be quiet Donnie, I'm talking. Go play with little X."