r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Drogatog • 3d ago

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u/LeeShadow2 3d ago

Salvo Self-Fellatio

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u/mick_the_raven 3d ago

LinkedIn lunatics spokesperson and mascot!

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u/i-FF0000dit 3d ago

Omg, you just made me spit out my coffee

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u/n9neinchn8 3d ago

It's a lot less messy when you swallow

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u/Footpainguy 3d ago

First seat. First swallow.

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u/Hamblerger 2d ago

First serve. First come.

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u/jake_2998e8 3d ago

Damn you, its still morning, but you win today’s Reddit prize and i gotta get outta here!

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u/Known-Elk2295 3d ago

Salvo Fallus

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u/bluetuxedo22 2d ago

Soggy Salvo

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u/findmewayoutthere 2d ago

Oh damnit I made a comment like this and then scrolled down and saw yours