r/LinkedInLunatics 3d ago

First.

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u/LeeShadow2 3d ago

Salvo Self-Fellatio

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u/i-FF0000dit 3d ago

Omg, you just made me spit out my coffee

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u/n9neinchn8 3d ago

It's a lot less messy when you swallow

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u/Footpainguy 2d ago

First seat. First swallow.

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u/Hamblerger 2d ago

First serve. First come.