r/LinkedInLunatics 3d ago

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 3d ago

Dude... you're taking a 30 minute flight on Ryanair and they let you sit in the front. Chill.

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u/Doubleoh_11 3d ago

Enjoy smelling my armpit while I just "scuse me just gunna scoot on by" you

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u/Resident-Cattle9427 3d ago

Now the question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

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u/Doubleoh_11 3d ago

Great question, not one I’m qualified to answer. Might I suggest a LinkedIn post?

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u/Tombiepoo 2d ago

"As I pondered ass or crotch on that flight I realized, in sales, I frequently have to ponder ass or crotch, too."