r/LinkedInLunatics 3d ago

First.

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u/Acceptable_Feed7004 3d ago

First cunt in line for the plane.

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u/ClickIta 3d ago

Yep, the one that has the opportunity to stand and wait longer than anybody else while the gate is still closed anyway.