r/LinkedInLunatics 3d ago

First.

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u/MySophie777 3d ago

Yeah, first class dude. You just die a nanosecond before the other passengers do when the plane goes down after which someone else will fill your spot on the Top Secret project team. Let us know when you can blink your pants on. That'll be impressive.