r/LinkedInLunatics • u/PerpetuaI_Foreigner • 2d ago

Now we feast!

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u/EskimoBrother1975 2d ago

The one common thread in all these posts is, what makes these people think we give a fuck?

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 2d ago

I just had coke zero... I thought water for health but it wasn't sparkling... And I hate boring flat water unless I'm working out.

Are you telling me that aforementioned gem of a story shouldnt be posted to all my former coworkers, bosses and school alumnis?

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u/harpajeff 2d ago

Well, I for one was enthralled by your account, it was a real treat. The detail about Coke Zero was such a plot twist - a real cliffhanger. I can't wait for your next instalment. I have so many questions: bottled or from the fountain? What brand? Evian maybe? Or a more prosaic, native variety like Buxton?

If only my former colleagues and alumni had the wherewithal to write with such panache about their daily soft beverage habits. Still, that doesn't matter, as your series is quickly becoming a classic of the genre. May it long continue.