r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

May For the Rebound!

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u/LarryBirdsBrother 23h ago edited 23h ago

They have a few more weeks of being able to pretend this is a strategy. Yada, yada, yada…eventually they blame the Jews.

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u/Delic10u5Bra1n5 Titan of Industry 23h ago

💯

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 22h ago

Yep, exactly what every American is wishing to have, “a pretty decent rebound”. Definitely not great prosperity, profitable job security and secure health benefits, just something that’s pretty decent that gets us back closer to maybe level or so. 🤔

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u/myrichphitzwell 22h ago

Rebound just like when COVID just magically disappeared?

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u/mrbootsandbertie 22h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Reminds me of when Trump said early in the pandemic that "only" 200,000 Americans were going to die.

Turned out to be one million.

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u/myrichphitzwell 21h ago

To be fair if those in power actually pushed a scientific narrative and explained what and why flattening the curve was and all the other details rather than the just drink bleach while shining a light up your ass and injecting horse paste...the lower end may have happened

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u/mrbootsandbertie 21h ago

Yup. I guarantee you what happened was Trump had meetings with health experts, they told him a range of possible death and 200k was the best case scenario if all measures like vaccines, masks, social distancing etc were implemented.

And Trump, being the insane, stupid, malignant narcissist that he is, would have latched onto that and acted like he already won while doing none of the actual work required to achieve the good outcome.

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u/bplturner 8h ago

HE NEVER SAID DRINK BLEACH! — some idiot MAGA

While technically true, he did in fact ramble incoherently about getting disinfectant inside the body. That’s part of his magic power. He can say a fucking word salad of incompetence and MAGAts just hear whatever they want to hear.

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u/myrichphitzwell 7h ago

Fine...eat the horsey paste and inject the bleach while screaming oh daddy oh while shoving the uv light up the ass.

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u/Hieronymous0 20h ago

The fact that neither of those numbers keeps him up at night is all anyone needs to know about how this megalomaniac ticks.

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u/mrbootsandbertie 20h ago

Sociopath. Zero concern for others.

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u/spaceface545 22h ago

There’s no strive for greatness in this country anymore. As long as football is playing on Sunday, bacon is for breakfast, and gas is in the car life is fine. It’s shameful how far we have fallen.

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u/EasyE1979 1d ago

"TruMp is PlaYiNg 9D cHeSS."

Bunch of clowns.

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u/Aidian 21h ago

Playing chess with the waning cognitive abilities of a 9D year old, maybe.

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u/FocalorLucifuge 9h ago

9D year old

I read that in hex. Oh boy.

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 23h ago

May-June is about the time inflation will be hitting like a mack truck and ruining everyone's summer. This dumbass has no idea what he is doing, nor does he care what happens. He's golfing.

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u/718Brooklyn 21h ago

Exactly this. The stock market is forward looking. This market drop is because of what will happen in 6 months. My SIL is a Trumper and manages a retail store in Kansas for a pretty major brand. I asked her what will happen when every shirt is 30% more expensive and it’s like she hasn’t even considered that. So many people don’t seem to understand what these tariffs actually mean. Nothing is made in America. Building factories isn’t a real thing. Everything is about to get so fucking expensive.

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u/Rude_Egg_6204 19h ago

Building factories isn’t a real thing

And to build these factories will need imported goods

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u/Aloysius50 14h ago

Building factories won’t happen. No major corporations are going to invest 100’s of millions as a reaction to a price increase they can just pass on.

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u/Frappes 2h ago

Building the factories won't happen now for the same reason it didn't happen before: because no one here wants to sew shoes for $3 a day.

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u/Time_Ad_9829 23h ago

Another psycho from the MAGA sewer

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u/Delic10u5Bra1n5 Titan of Industry 23h ago

(Says something stupid) (Posts pic of Trump squeezing out a turd on stage)

Yup, checks out

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u/danfirst 23h ago

I was going for double hand job but this works too.

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u/Whole-Boss99 23h ago

Counterpoint: he has absolutely no clue what he is doing and everyone around him and in the Republican Party is afraid to challenge him. So we are stuck with this dumbass.

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u/sniksniksnek 22h ago

I admire Trump for one thing and one thing only: he is a black hole of failure. He’s a singularity.

His massive, fragile, pathetic ego, and daddy issues has finally managed to pull the entire planet into his event horizon. It’s unbelievable.

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u/SquishyBeatle 21h ago

Yeah it would be impressive if he wasn’t getting his stink of failure on millions of hardworking Americans who are getting absolutely rug pulled by this bumbling shithead.

He’s like the opposite of Grind Mentality. Wake up at noon, fail for a few hours, post some tweets, wake up and do it all over again. Rise & Fail baby

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u/sniksniksnek 20h ago

I’m a New Yorker, this POS has been living rent-free in my head for 40 years. I hate him with the heat of a thousand suns. But I’ll admit it, he’s finally broken me. Never in my life have I seen such a monumental fool put one over on so many people. Whether that’s a testament to whatever feral skill he possesses, or the unbelievable stupidity of the average American, or both, I don’t know. All I’m saying is that it’s impressive.

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u/SquishyBeatle 20h ago

It’s a perfect storm…he’s lost any small sense of shame he ever possessed while the country has finally gotten to the point where most people are just fucking idiots with little to no critical thinking skills.

I’m 45 years old - the America I grew up in is dead

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u/Outside-Cabinet1398 23h ago

The same Trump who has miraculously found a loophole whenever he has a failing business? That businessman?

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u/Nick_W1 22h ago

If by “loophole” you mean “rich father” or just “do something illegal”, then yes, the convicted felon Trump.

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u/mrbootsandbertie 22h ago

Bankruptcy is a lot scarier when it's at the country level 😶

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u/Aloysius50 14h ago

He was all for loan forgiveness when he was the recipient. That’s all bankruptcies do.

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u/Tumeric_Turd 23h ago

His hands are so tiny that it's probably classed a disability.

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u/WrongnessMaximus2-0 23h ago

I've been posting some of their trash here, shame on me. But the way that these micreates have crawled out of their lair to post this shit on LinkedIn is somewhat striking. It doesn't mean anything good.

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u/mytzlplyck 23h ago edited 21h ago

Trump is playing 10D chess. We commoners, cannot fathom how far his genius goes... /s

Shit, we are doomed

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u/mrbootsandbertie 22h ago

His supporters are using the exact reasoning as literal cult members.

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u/halloweenjack 22h ago

The nukes could be streaking toward every big city in the world and this clown would be like, "But the long game..."

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u/apishforamc 22h ago

This will take years to unwind..damage is done

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u/UnluckyFriedChicken 22h ago

"when you're dead you don't know you're dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you're stupid"

I think about this quote every time one of these jackasses opens their mouth.

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u/BK2Jers2BK 22h ago

The Kool Aid these people drink must be so unbelievably strong

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u/Strong_Secret7784 22h ago

The problem is that the kool-aid isn’t strong enough

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u/BK2Jers2BK 22h ago

If he served them the Jim Jones Special Edition, I do wonder how many would willingly take it

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u/sersly 22h ago

I mean, did anyone try actually injecting bleach?

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u/mrbootsandbertie 22h ago

We should try it for science.

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u/BK2Jers2BK 17h ago

Challenge accepted!

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u/GeeYayZeus 22h ago

He wasn’t content to bankrupt several companies. Now he wants to bankrupt several countries.

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u/AfraidEnvironment711 22h ago

Crash high! Buy low!

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u/kangaroospider 22h ago

I too like to set the bar high by...(checks notes) ah yes, bankrupting casinos.

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 22h ago

She an idiot, though it’s true May-June *might* be a period of recovery, but only if Trump rescinds the tariffs… well now-ish. I wouldn’t bet on it. Markets hate instability and Trump personifies it.

IMO we are looking at more like a 4+ year period before serious recovery, and that only if we get rid of Trump (he’s talking about a 3rd term) or some sort of awful Trump heir.

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u/mrbootsandbertie 22h ago

I sincerely hope Leonie is personally affected by Trump's policies.

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u/Tintoverde 21h ago

Not far off, Trump was playing golf today per AP.

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u/AnnaLucasta 21h ago

She’s in the crypto space and may not exist.

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u/MitaJoey20 21h ago

Saving this post so I can revisit in a month

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u/Dambo_Unchained 16h ago

I sincerely hope so

I have zero confidence in that but if he can fix this in 2 months I won’t complain

Cuz right now I want to die

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u/SidneySmut 14h ago

Cultists gonna cult

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u/Trail_Sprinkles 14h ago

My 5YO daughter has better grip strength than this weak baboon.

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u/DaFlyingMagician 9h ago

Check back in when they get laid off

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u/SlykRO 9h ago

Or hear be out, he bankrupts the US like one of his many businesses. I mean, if we're going to judge someone by his previous business prowess, why not focus on the facts?

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u/PaynIanDias 7h ago

“Co-founder” is the code word for lunatics

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u/e10n 23h ago

“May the retard be you”.

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u/OG-BigMilky 23h ago

For starters he’s practicing for “filming” later.

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u/your_fathers_beard 22h ago

They will rejoice when the "Rebound" happens, despite the fact it will slowly crawl up less than it dropped for the whole fiasco.

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u/Right_Sector180 31m ago

Not to mention lost potential gains.

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u/RocketCartLtd 21h ago

Delusional people.

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u/Every_View9254 21h ago

I’m crying

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u/Doubledepalma 20h ago

I don’t understand #1-Ghibli as in Studio Ghibli?

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u/HeyItsTheMJ 14h ago

Yeah. The whole AI thing going on with them right now.

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u/Doubledepalma 9h ago

Ahh got it. Thanks

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u/alinearis 20h ago

Leonie N sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch here

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u/Shoddy_calf_massage 20h ago

Big Business leaders are happy because they can overcharge to pretend it’s because of the tarrifs

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u/Recon_Figure 20h ago

Busy with Ghibli? Wtf are you talking about?

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u/HeyItsTheMJ 14h ago

There’s a whole AI thing with them right now. You can feed your picture or whatever into it and it’ll give you a Ghibli version of it.

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u/TheDawiWhisperer 19h ago

What does "set the bar high and negotiate later" actually mean?

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u/Dillenger69 19h ago

Such a great businessman he bankrupted three casinos. The man can't even run a veritable atm.

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u/Woofy98102 19h ago

Jeezus, what a fucking dumbass. Did this idiot sleep though EVERY economics class?

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 19h ago

Why do they keep forgetting about the 6 bankruptcies? And the fact that this schmuck found a way to have his casino go under, an establishment that is guaranteed to make money?

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u/ma-sadieJ 19h ago

I'm the meantime a lot of people will lose their jobs and homes.

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u/No_Diver4265 18h ago

"Trump is a businessman who likes to set the bar high and negoriate later"

This doesn't even make sense, this is just random bullshit.

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u/tazcharts 16h ago

She just exists as a stock image

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u/winterchainz 15h ago

The rebound will happen when he leaves office in four years.

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u/Impressive_Dingo_926 14h ago

This orange idiot has bankrupted every company he's been involved with. Now he's doing it to an entire country. Did the first six times not clue you in?

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u/Slow-Stable-7318 13h ago

Make America Decent. MAD.

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u/Ananonymousanemone22 12h ago

When women support a man who says he has no problem sexually assaulting women. It makes me think the woman posting it must be on the bottom end of the IQ pool. It's hard to even wrap one's mind around.

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u/ZietFS 10h ago

A businessman who made the unthinkable and ruined a casino...

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u/DreyaNova 9h ago

"I think the pumpkin market will hit it's peak riiiiiight around January."

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u/Bargadiel 8h ago

And when nothing rebounds in May/June this asswipe will blame something else.

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u/svt4cam46 7h ago

Trump is a businessman like I'm the Pope.

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u/cubicle_adventurer 6h ago

Another “co-founder”. Look at my shocked face.

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u/Such-Addition-2352 6h ago

Looks like he’s jacking off russia and china

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u/Fine-Essay-3295 4h ago

The cholesterol in Trump’s daily dose of McDonald’s isn’t working fast enough.

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u/Savage-September 3h ago

May rebound????!!!!!

This is permanent brother.

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u/aelfwine_widlast 1h ago

I have to make a list of all these Jonestown candidates and check on them over the next few months.

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u/Jaded_Individual_630 1h ago

There will be a rebound in spite of Trump. He'll take credit of course, undeservedly.

If I trap a crow or racoon in a cage without food, it will likely learn to pick the lock, but pretending like that was anything but cruelty and bully on an anthill behavior is absurd