r/LinkedInLunatics 2d ago

May For the Rebound!

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u/LarryBirdsBrother 2d ago edited 2d ago

They have a few more weeks of being able to pretend this is a strategy. Yada, yada, yada…eventually they blame the Jews.

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 2d ago

Yep, exactly what every American is wishing to have, “a pretty decent rebound”. Definitely not great prosperity, profitable job security and secure health benefits, just something that’s pretty decent that gets us back closer to maybe level or so. 🤔

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u/myrichphitzwell 2d ago

Rebound just like when COVID just magically disappeared?

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u/mrbootsandbertie 2d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Reminds me of when Trump said early in the pandemic that "only" 200,000 Americans were going to die.

Turned out to be one million.

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u/myrichphitzwell 2d ago

To be fair if those in power actually pushed a scientific narrative and explained what and why flattening the curve was and all the other details rather than the just drink bleach while shining a light up your ass and injecting horse paste...the lower end may have happened

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u/mrbootsandbertie 2d ago

Yup. I guarantee you what happened was Trump had meetings with health experts, they told him a range of possible death and 200k was the best case scenario if all measures like vaccines, masks, social distancing etc were implemented.

And Trump, being the insane, stupid, malignant narcissist that he is, would have latched onto that and acted like he already won while doing none of the actual work required to achieve the good outcome.

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u/bplturner 1d ago

HE NEVER SAID DRINK BLEACH! — some idiot MAGA

While technically true, he did in fact ramble incoherently about getting disinfectant inside the body. That’s part of his magic power. He can say a fucking word salad of incompetence and MAGAts just hear whatever they want to hear.

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u/myrichphitzwell 1d ago

Fine...eat the horsey paste and inject the bleach while screaming oh daddy oh while shoving the uv light up the ass.

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u/Hieronymous0 2d ago

The fact that neither of those numbers keeps him up at night is all anyone needs to know about how this megalomaniac ticks.

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u/mrbootsandbertie 2d ago

Sociopath. Zero concern for others.