r/MadeMeSmile • u/skumati99 • Nov 15 '24

Small Success Drops child, catches ball, catches child

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u/madncqt Nov 15 '24

and maybe why child services was referred

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u/PPP1737 Nov 16 '24

“I notice you never let go of the beer the whole time “ - the judge probably

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u/Vreas Nov 16 '24

“The beer was in my off hand your honor”

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u/FactoryRejected Nov 17 '24

I mean, the fact that the child was standing on the fence and the dad was not holding the child until the end where the child slipped off and the dad successfully caught the child might be enough to shut everyone up...

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u/Snowing_Throwballs Nov 16 '24

"Your honor, in my defense, it was a $12 Miller light!"

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u/madncqt Nov 16 '24

the accuracy 🤯🤣

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u/Blackrain1299 Nov 16 '24

Children dont spill.