r/MadeMeSmile Feb 20 '25

Good Vibes Good Husband

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u/Shalarean Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

There is this little girl in my neighborhood who makes the absolute worst tasting lemonade I've ever had in my life, though she does give generous portions. I feel obligated to stop every time she makes eye contact, so I guess she knows a sucker when she sees one. LOL

Edit: a word (top to stop) And y’all are so nice!!! Thank you!

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u/BenAdaephonDelat Feb 20 '25

Same friend. We bought some lemonade from 3 young girls who were just carrying around an open-topped pitcher door to door. We didn't even taste it. Just bought it and then poured it out inside the house.

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u/plug-and-pause Feb 20 '25

Just bought it and then poured it out inside the house.

Your house sounds sticky.

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u/KurwaDestroyer Feb 20 '25

I just busted out laughing at 2 am thanks

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u/plug-and-pause Feb 20 '25

Much obliged. I only thought of that because some thread I just read like a day or two ago had someone saying when they were a kid and were finished with a glass of water in their room, they'd just pour the rest on the carpet. 🤐

EDIT: This one: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1isourb/my_friend_throws_away_their_ceramic_plates/

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u/Lil_Packmate Feb 20 '25

That was a wild read lol and the pouring out the water isn't even bad compared to what the other person is doing xD

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u/KurwaDestroyer Feb 20 '25

I read that and regretfully wanted to comment that I would do this as a kid……….. I thought because it was “just water” it’d just dry and it didn’t matter… lmao…