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r/MadeMeSmile • u/annadarria • Feb 20 '25
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Basically. As soon as I’m out of site…
Edit: SIGHT!!! I meant sight! OMG I feel so dorky and y’all in the comments below are giving me way too much credit for being clever!
😅😂🤣
60 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me 82 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 [deleted] 17 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 29 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 [deleted] 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 Feb 20 '25 Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay Feb 20 '25 r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv Feb 20 '25 Sike
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And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me
82 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 [deleted] 17 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 29 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 [deleted] 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 Feb 20 '25 Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay Feb 20 '25 r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv Feb 20 '25 Sike
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17 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 29 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 [deleted] 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 Feb 20 '25 Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay Feb 20 '25 r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv Feb 20 '25 Sike
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There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol
29 u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25 [deleted] 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 Feb 20 '25 Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay Feb 20 '25 r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv Feb 20 '25 Sike
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19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 Feb 20 '25 Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay Feb 20 '25 r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast.
5 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo”
But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️
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r/malachite for anyone interested
Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
Sike
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u/Shalarean Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25
Basically. As soon as I’m out of site…
Edit: SIGHT!!! I meant sight! OMG I feel so dorky and y’all in the comments below are giving me way too much credit for being clever!
😅😂🤣