r/MadeMeSmile • u/AlphaNathan • Mar 01 '25

Wholesome Moments think he was surprised?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

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u/AlphaNathan Mar 01 '25

dad was fighting for his life 😂

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u/Realistic_Salt7109 Mar 01 '25

“Shit shit shit cmon asshole start!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Dad learned “No Plan survives first contact with the enemy.” the hard way.

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u/Hank_the_Beef Mar 01 '25

“Everyone hath a plan until they get punthed in the fathe.”

  • Mike Tyson

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u/alepponzi Mar 01 '25

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream" - George W Bush - alepponzi

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u/mo22ro Mar 01 '25

Projectile shoe quicktime event

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u/brandontaylor1 Mar 01 '25

His double shoe dodge, was the only impressive thing he pulled off in his two terms.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Mar 02 '25

Have you seen the golf swing quote?

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u/Kok-jockey Mar 01 '25

I still love that quote…

God damn, compared to what we have now, I miss Bush. What have I become.

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u/trojanminis Mar 01 '25

“Now watch this drive!”

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u/Andre_The_Average Mar 02 '25

"You fooled me, I can't get fooled again"

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u/Far-Government5469 Mar 02 '25

"Who throws a shoe, honestly" -Mike Myers

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u/andwhatarmy Mar 01 '25

The “hath” made this sound biblical at first.

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u/KiddArtos Mar 01 '25

That's fuckin funny. Take my upvote.

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u/Phormitago Mar 01 '25

"Everyone has working code until the demo"

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Not two days ago I was asked if my demo was ready and I was telling the PM that it doesn't work and I'm looking to see why.

During that conversation I was making some settings changes and didn't take note of them. Demo worked. Couldn't tell you what I did and I took a shit load of screenshots just in case it decided "Nah, I'm good" and bounces in two weeks.

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u/Phormitago Mar 01 '25

Couldn't tell you what I did

but... git? surely?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

So the code was fine as it was working before and suddenly didn't. I wasn't sure if I made a code change and nothing in the change logs showed any changes I did would've broken this.

It was a setting in our VM's that was reset during forced restart and I still don't' know what setting that is.

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u/Phormitago Mar 01 '25

ah, environmental nonsense, that checks out (in the most exasperating way)

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u/lamposteds Mar 01 '25

That's how they had the kid too!

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u/johnmichael-kane Mar 01 '25

Well this is a brilliant quote I’m stealing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

You'd be the latest in a long line of thieves so have at it.

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u/Larcya Mar 01 '25

Aww the usual 2 stroke Carburated Experience.

COME ON YOU FUCKING GREMLIN START FOR FUCKS SAKE. THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A FUEL INJECTED 4 STROKE INSTEAD RRRREEEEEE!!

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u/whteverusayShmegma Mar 01 '25

Is that’s what was happening? I’m here trying to figure out how old this video is or what 90 75-100 cc Honda has a push start and a kick start? I didn’t consider a 2 stroke death trap though. Lol

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u/KaleScared4667 Mar 02 '25

That Honda has a clutch, so probably 140 or 125. But even the 100 Honda has both electric and kick

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u/whteverusayShmegma Mar 02 '25

It looks too small bc I had a regular 150 before I upgraded to an R (I’m only 5 feet tall) and it was a monstrosity comparatively. Maybe those people are just tall but it looks small and I thought they stopped making the electric starts on anything smaller than a 125?

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u/KaleScared4667 Mar 02 '25

I only know about now because I’m about to buy one but Honda 100 is clutch less and comes with 2 way start (kick, electric)

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u/whteverusayShmegma Mar 02 '25

Oh okay I know the CRF and XR were discontinued but you’re probably talking about more of a trail bike then?

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u/ANecessaryEvil21 Mar 02 '25

I have a CRF100f that has a clutch. It’s considered a “big wheel” mini bike. No push button start tho it’s a 01’. Have a 06 CRF70 that’s an automatic and still no push button start, thing is a tank. This most definitely is not a 2 stroke tho. Very rarely will you find a 2 stroke with push button starting capabilities. You can tell by the pipe. Got me a 07 CR250r that is scary asf fast. Every gear the front wheel comes up. 07 the last year Honda made a 2 stroke too. At least the boy has the right color in mind #RideRed

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u/FlatImpression755 Mar 03 '25

Thats a 2018ish Honda CRF125FB. It's 4t but I'm not sure if that year has a carb. My daughter has a 2020 that is fuel injection. It has kick and electric start full manual.

Perfect bike for the kid in the video.

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u/whteverusayShmegma Mar 03 '25

TY! For some reason I didn’t realize the video is older.

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u/Proper_Protection195 Mar 02 '25

Wrist breaker 3000

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u/Cbrandel Mar 02 '25

Nah bro, 2 strokes are way easier to start. This is a thumper btw.

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u/Larcya Mar 02 '25

My Snowmobile says otherwise. Thing is a bitch to start even in optimal conditions.

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u/Cbrandel Mar 02 '25

Yeah those multi cylinders might be a bitch, I only have experience with single cylinder dirt bikes.

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u/Shagg_13 Mar 02 '25

That's so funny that you say that because that actually is a four-stroke with an electric start and I'm pretty sure it's fuel injected but either way funny comment....

You should have warmed it up ahead of time and had it ready to go you know but still cool

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u/Traditional-Dingo203 Mar 02 '25

It's a newer model 2020 or newer and it looks like a 230F I think I'm not 💯 on that note this young man seems to have the dirt in his DNA good choice 1st bike for the boys size but if he truly has the bug bite this bike will be traded in soon or handed down to lil bro so he can get true dirt bike Tantric nothing can compare to 250 or bigger when u crack throttle and it just floats right up like it's about to take flight

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u/carrancosmx Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

I totally relate to that 😂

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u/agentdoubleohio Mar 01 '25

Same shit, new day

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u/wander-to-wonder Mar 02 '25

Finally turns key

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u/randomstuffpye Mar 02 '25

Maybe keep the door open though

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u/averagesaw Mar 01 '25

Shitbike for spoiled kid

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u/Realistic_Salt7109 Mar 01 '25

What leads you to believe he’s spoiled? I’m assuming nothing and you’re just being a miserable person but I thought I’d give you the benefit of the doubt

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u/Prior_Procedure_321 Mar 02 '25

Think a spoiled kid, at his age, would pretend to like a model motorbike? Looks like he is a well-mannered, kind individual.