r/MadeMeSmile 23d ago

Wholesome Moments Small actions make the biggest impacts šŸ˜

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u/Caridor 23d ago

I think there's also an element of the horse wanting to say hello. Horses are social animals and we've bred them for thousands of years for docility and liking us.

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u/MsDucky42 23d ago

I noticed that too. Horse went from noble steed to big puppy.

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u/independentchickpea 23d ago

I used to work and live on a horse ranch. They really do turn into big silly puppies. šŸ¤£ Horses can be so goofy.

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u/Red_fire_soul16 18d ago

My dad was a cop and rose a horse when he could for patrol so we had a few. All police trained horses but we had a HUGE one (sorry I donā€™t remember the breed, larger than a paint but smaller than a Clydesdale). I remember when we went to ride him and see if he was coming home with us. He was scared of a bag stuck in a tree. Bro you are police trained and this bag is scaring you? Horses are silly. My horse would always be at risk for tripping because he never fully picked up his feet. Well unless we were headed back. But my dadā€™s personal horse if he knew we were headed back to camp he would get EXCITED and kick up speed if you let him. So then my dad would have to plan the trail to be a loop so the horse didnā€™t really know when we were headed back to camp lol.

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u/independentchickpea 18d ago

Lol! Spree was half Arabian and was 18 hands, so pretty big, and she also spooked at a bag in a bush once. She threw me pretty good, I was totally unprepared (and bareback as usual). Like, madam, you are the size of a small car, that's a 7/11 bag. Such silly giants.

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u/Mahelas 23d ago

The wolf-to-pug pipeline

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u/tawoorie 23d ago

How would a horse pug look like...

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u/OneSketchbookAtATime 23d ago

Should I just send the selfie to you orrrr

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u/Mahelas 23d ago

Ain't that just a miniature horse/Shetland tho ?

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u/tawoorie 23d ago

They dont have malformed faces

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u/Drakorai 20d ago

Modern MLP most likely.

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u/MOONWATCHER404 23d ago

Mustang to mini pony.

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u/imsorrybee 23d ago

pugline

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 23d ago

Horse went from noble steed to big puppy.

Check out r/HappyCowGifs to see other big puppy happiness.

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u/Toilet_Rim_Tim 23d ago

canipetthatdawg ?

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps 23d ago

Looks over at that one mare who is Satan incarnate

Yeah every horse but her

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u/CoffeeGoblynn 23d ago

Becky Apples? That is nobody's horse.

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u/RedLikeVelvet 22d ago

Sorry is that a Centaurworld reference?

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u/CoffeeGoblynn 22d ago

Don't be sorry, it absolutely is. I'm comfortable enough to make them anywhere. :)

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u/thatweirditguy 23d ago

"chicken elizabeth nugget!"

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u/BoredPineapple790 23d ago

Satans horse liked me and no one else. He broke my trainerā€™s tailbone and was banned from lessons. Only threw me once and that was my fault

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u/TroubleBeautiful8776 23d ago

I mean, the rider can put him on a dime but I donā€™t think there is a command to make the horse do silly faces haha

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u/Caridor 23d ago

Oh it could probably be done! Reward wanted behaviour, then only reward when done following a command but somehow, I doubt they've done that here :P

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u/Shining-Ripple88 23d ago

Yeah i notice that.

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u/placebot1u463y 23d ago

Wasn't one of them sent for behavioral rehabilitation for using its treats to lure pigeons in and stop them to death

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u/Caridor 23d ago

Apparently, yes. A horse named Obelisk.

You get bad apples in every bunch

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u/Canary-Fickle 23d ago

They can feel vibes and heartbeats from over 4ā€™ away. They know the good ones and act accordingly. Theyā€™re quite amazing beings.

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u/battlemechpilot 23d ago

Dated a riding instructor/barn manager for a long time, and one of the first things you learn while riding is basically how to maximize control with minimal effort. If you're on a trail, you're hardly using the reigns to steer a horse, but gentle leans/squeezes with your legs, and the harder to apply pressure, the faster/more effort a horse puts into moving. I haven't ridden in, gosh, probably 15 years now, but I always enjoyed it - just not enough to own a horse! Ha.

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u/Voluptulouis 23d ago

Facts. The better rider you are the more it looks like you're hardly doing anything at all. Horses are insanely in tune to every movement you make when you're riding, and can tell if you're relaxed or stressed or afraid, often times when you aren't even aware of it yourself. They also each have their own personalities and behaviors, and no matter how broke they are, you should always approach them with caution, because they're incredibly fast and powerful animals, and they might react in ways you're not expecting.

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u/TimeCarry6 23d ago

Yes. I had a lovely large pony hunter and if I wanted to him change gait or leads sometimes all I had to do was ā€thinkā€ the cue for this action and he would respond appropriately. Horses are extremely sensitive animal, not only to touch, but also to human intentions. Their apparent willingness to respond is why humans have exploited their greater physical power for millennia, and why they make such great therapy animals.

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u/battlemechpilot 23d ago

And then they can see a paper bag, and get terrified! Great animals, cool hobby, met lots of nice people, and so many horses with so many personalities and attitudes.

Just not for me!

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u/CapeAndCowl 23d ago

I literally learned this last night finally playing the epilogue to RDR2 šŸ˜‚

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u/battlemechpilot 23d ago

Man, that's still a game I need to play. I loved the first. I've just been putting it off, because I don't want to be disappointed.

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u/CapeAndCowl 23d ago

You won't be, I promise... I've only played one time through now, but it only builds on the things that made the first one so good. It makes the things John does in the first so much more impactful and cathartic after seeing things through Arthur's eyes. It's so worth the hundreds of hours you can dump into it from the storytelling to how gorgeous it is. I'll still find myself trotting around doing nothing in particular and stumble upon secrets and encounters I had no idea about.

If you loved the first one, I can't imagine you wouldn't love this one too.

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u/El_Barto_Was_Here 23d ago

Horses will use their lips to ā€œpet youā€. Itā€™s a surreal feeling, especially being pet by an animal who is 5 times bigger than you and as docile as a dog.

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u/ctibu 23d ago

My partnerā€™s horses are like that. When she first taught me how to ride even having my leg slightly too far back would end up cueing the horse to do something I didnā€™t want. Tilt too far forward and the horse would move more quickly than I wanted. 90% of the control is done through leg and seat. Reins are there more for support than anything. I learnt quickly on her horses if the horse wasnā€™t doing what I wanted to, it was probably because of me (not always but most of the time)

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u/AndreaSys 23d ago

Iā€™m not a horse person, but my ex-wife rode Dressage and the things a well trained rider can do with a well trained horse are absolutely remarkable. It made me a fan of Dressage in the Olympics.