r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Wholesome Moments Fastest kid alive!

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Idk mate I’m 6’5 and mildly athletic and the kid might have me beat 🤷

Especially you don’t know what he’s got in his backpack. It might be a “Rock Lee” situation and the kids faster than you think when he’s not weighed down

I’m kidding mostly but the kids got wheels. He probably kills the Base Race in little league

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u/ploppity 1d ago

'mildly athletic' sure thing chubs. Im out running you and the kid easily.

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u/Greatsnes 1d ago

Talk yo shit, king

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u/ColdBeefBrian 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/ploppity 1d ago

sure, ill let the fat guy run, ill moonwalk and still win

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u/ColdBeefBrian 22h ago

Yeah but a video would be nice.

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Lol I can’t tell if you are joking or not

Either way it’s actually hilarious haha

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u/lepsek9 23h ago

I'm sure you are a fast kid too, but this aint a big flex outside of elementary school.

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u/heaper3 1d ago

kid might be sandbagging with ankle weights.