r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Wholesome Moments Fastest kid alive!

[deleted]

60.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

820 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.9k

u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago

Dudes actually pretty quickšŸ˜…

31

u/ploppity 1d ago

I could easily run that fast

23

u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Idk mate Iā€™m 6ā€™5 and mildly athletic and the kid might have me beat šŸ¤·

Especially you donā€™t know what heā€™s got in his backpack. It might be a ā€œRock Leeā€ situation and the kids faster than you think when heā€™s not weighed down

Iā€™m kidding mostly but the kids got wheels. He probably kills the Base Race in little league

13

u/ploppity 1d ago

'mildly athletic' sure thing chubs. Im out running you and the kid easily.

12

u/Greatsnes 1d ago

Talk yo shit, king

7

u/ColdBeefBrian 1d ago

Prove it.

1

u/ploppity 1d ago

sure, ill let the fat guy run, ill moonwalk and still win

1

u/ColdBeefBrian 23h ago

Yeah but a video would be nice.

2

u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Lol I canā€™t tell if you are joking or not

Either way itā€™s actually hilarious haha

1

u/lepsek9 1d ago

I'm sure you are a fast kid too, but this aint a big flex outside of elementary school.