r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Wholesome Moments Fastest kid alive!

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u/Acceptable_Scale_379 1d ago

Kids are the most positive and wholesome people out there. They are also the most ruthless and mean motherfuckers to walk the face of this Earth.

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u/SapphireOwl1793 1d ago

Kids have that incredible mix of pure, unfiltered positivity and an honesty that can be brutally savage.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 1d ago

Perfectly describing my youngest niece as a toddler when she randomly came up to hug/cuddle with me while simultaneously asking why I'm so fat.

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u/Fixer128 1d ago

My 3-year old opened the door for my friend and asked him (5" 3") - "Why are you so short".