r/MadeMeSmile • u/DIO_BRANDO15 • Nov 19 '22

Small Success [OC] Finally got promoted to manager!

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u/What_Would_Help Nov 19 '22

Anyone gonna say something about the Rambo knife?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

First thing I thought of was…”That’s not a knoife, this is a knoife!” Yes, knoife, is my interpretation of an Australian accent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

They drew first blood!!! Oh God it's tomato sauce..

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u/Metal_Worldly Nov 19 '22

Sir we may have killed a few customers by umm accident

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u/JukeBoxDildo Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

This isn't the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Took me a sec.. this is an always sunny reference. Good for u bud

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u/jtfriendly Nov 20 '22

Don't worry, Rambo! It's just bolognese!

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u/Lucky_Habit8335 Nov 19 '22

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/rushboyoz Nov 19 '22

As an Australian, that IS a pretty good accent

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u/talkingtunataco501 Nov 19 '22

You're not Australian. You said a sentence and didn't use the word 'mate'.

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u/LauriFUCKINGLegend Nov 19 '22

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

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u/Sirtopofhat Nov 19 '22

That's a spoon

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u/Pickled_Doodoo Nov 19 '22

Did you come here to die?

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u/xijzi Nov 19 '22

Aooe, mate, don't ye push on aussie culfa

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u/Cultural-Company282 Nov 20 '22

Did you know Crocodile Dundee never says "this is a knife" in the movie? I know, I know; I remembered it too. But he says "that's a knife." All my memories were a lie.

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u/starrpamph Nov 20 '22

hoy mate, that's a good accent

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Yo! I came up with a drinking game called “knoif”.

Throw the knoif at the tree (~2meters)

If you hit the person drinks 3

If you miss you drink 1

If you overthrow you drink until you find it, in tandem.

Edit: if any Australian’s or whoever is offended I am a foolish American. Please input with additions/changes/whatever

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u/Jamothee Nov 20 '22

Sounds like an Irishman. We say 'nyyf'