r/MadeMeSmile • u/DIO_BRANDO15 • Nov 19 '22

Small Success [OC] Finally got promoted to manager!

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u/Krg26944 Nov 19 '22

Yeah lose the open carry knife. Appearances are everything and makes you seem unhinged and unstable. Plenty of quick access knives - if it truly is for safety will give you benefit of doubt - that will do the job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

But why have a box cutter in his pocket when he could strap a buck knife to his leg for everyone to see?

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u/mr_wrestling Nov 19 '22

He has a pocket knife with the clip on his left side

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u/dumb_potatoking Nov 19 '22

Legend say's he even carries a grenade launcher, where the prisoners of war hid their watches.

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u/RaindropBebop Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

But how can he trigger the libs while at work without cosplaying as Crocodile Dundee?

Edit: All in good fun. I'm sure OP's a cool dude who just happens to really like that knife.

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u/Techiedad91 Nov 20 '22

You call that a knoife OP?

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u/2hipster4you Nov 19 '22

I deliver pizza and I have a nice flipper pocket knife I carry at all times. Way less obnoxious and way more practical than whatever this kid thinks he’s doing with that fixed blade

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u/wWao Nov 19 '22

Boot knifes are probably the best hidden knife you can keep

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u/AFSynchro Nov 19 '22

I appreciate this comment a ton, because you're givin him legitimate criticism. Some of the other upvoted comments just make me real sad.

I always let myself get disappointed by the lack of nuance :( but preciate thoughtful posts like yours

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Wanting to be a manager is unhinged behavior already. Hopefully he grows out if it.